Originally Posted By markymouse In the spirit of the day, here are my predictions for the Disneyland Resort: Audio-animatronic President Lincoln replaced with audio-animatronic President Marshall (Harrison Ford's character in Air Force One). The theater is taken over by terrorists, but thanks to the laser gun at each seat, you're able to help the President wipe out the bad guys. Stitch makes several inexplicable cameo appearances in new Little Mermaid ride "so boys will go on it." Captain Jack Sparrow also shows up on Prince Eric's ship "so moms will go on it." Whoopi Goldberg appears because, well, she just always does. Massive fan campaign, critical media coverage, near 100% outrage by fans and insiders alike forces Disney to change its plans and save that beloved classic, Seasons of the Vine. But Whoopi and Stitch are added for good measure. The Walt Disney Story replaced with The Michael Eisner Story. Separate $84 admission charged. DCA Preview Center opens, turns out it is an empty room with Al Lutz's phone number scribbled on the wall. Year of a Million Dreams to include a night in Walt Disney's cryogenic chamber inside Matterhorn. After the number crunchers get hold of the out of control budget of Carsland, plans are dramatically scaled back. Now just an entrance to the Timon parking lot. Final cost $200 million dollars. Disney addresses city of Anaheim's desire for affordable housing in the resort area by adding 19th century tenement slums to the newly Victorian themed Paradise Pier. Unlike the new Monorails which couldn't navigate tight turns because of past modifications, new Peoplemover works perfectly since that track hasn't received a single modification since 1955. Year of a Million Dreams found to lead to massive sleep disorders. Replaced with Night of Two or Three Dreams. Anyone else know any more?
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove You're too funny! Can't pick which one I liked best. <<Night of Two or Three Dreams>> Oh! You're killing me here!
Originally Posted By FerretAfros "Whoopi Goldberg appears because, well, she just always does." ROTF!!!
