Originally Posted By SuzieQ Mele's post in goodgirl's question of the day made me think of this. What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? Or the strangest? Did you try something that totally flopped and left you mortified?
Originally Posted By Labuda Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever been the subject of a cruddy pickup line. And I usually had the guys approach me, so don't recall anytime that a man rolled his eyes or whatever at me trying to pick him up.
Originally Posted By agent When I was in college a member of one of the fraternities asked if I wanted to see the third floor of their house. Astounded that I had not known there was three stories to the building I responded, "I didn't know Kappa Sigma had a third story!" He replied of course it does and it consists of his loft and mattress.
Originally Posted By peeaanuut ok, to take some from Barney (no not the purple dinosaur): Daddy's Home (holding a medal from a marathon) Oh yeah, finisher. Hi, Have you met Ted?
Originally Posted By AuroraRose LOL--Wanna feel the force-- (my apologies to all SW fans, but knowing i'm a huge SW fan, someone thought this would work!!, needless to say, it didn't)
Originally Posted By peeaanuut I thought he would have walked up and was like: "This is the date your looking for." With a wave of the hand of course.
Originally Posted By tink2680 My best friends little brother was telling us all the pick up lines that he had thought of/heard that he was going to use. He said the best one he thought was this...He said you walk up to the girl...get down on one knee and take her had...gaze up at her and say "You....are so beautiful" My friend and I burst out laughing...can you imagine if that happened to you at the mall...lol...I told him that might make him look like a stalker.
Originally Posted By peeaanuut another Barney great: It employs the use of a few friends He walked up to a girl and was like: "Oh my goodness, are you hurt? Oh well sit down. Take a few minutes to gather yourself up. Please sit down." Of course the girl is confused at this point. Than he goes on "I will call 911, you need medical attention" Get on cell phone, call "911" (aka your friends dressed as paramedics or medical staff) they enter By this time the girl is confused as heck and finally gets a word in edgewise to ask what is going on, and he turns and says to her: "I just thought that you might be a little hurt since you must have just fallen from heaven" oh it was great.
Originally Posted By peeaanuut <<oops..that is supposed to be "take her hand">> unless you have a cold.
Originally Posted By DlandDug I had a friend who was very, uh, religious. As God is my witness, his standard pick up line was, "Where do you worship?" One time the reply was "24 Hour Fitness." He was baffled until the girl explained that she thought he had asked, "Where do you work out?"
Originally Posted By DlandDug Oh, and in Oklahoma during the height of an oil boom I actually saw a guy lick the back of a one-hundred dollar bill and stick it to his forehead. That's the "wordless" pick up.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS The stupidest pick up line I've ever had used on me was: They said "do you have a band-aid" I said "no" They said "oh man, cause I scraped my knee falling for you". Jeez. I've also had someone say that if they could rearrange the alphabet they'd put U and I together. Oh brother.
