Originally Posted By sherrytodd A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, When behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping Clappity-BUMP... Clappity-BUMP... Clappity-BUMP... On his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... And, The coffin stops
Originally Posted By avromark FODD was not the first here, a youngin beat him. On a related note : www.buckleys.com yummy cought syrup
Originally Posted By LPFan22 That was cute. Fodd is out of town but I bet he'll enjoy this when he sees it!
Originally Posted By markedward It's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in.
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL Thank you sherrytodd, I really enjoyed that. I've been away from my computer a few days but wasn't ignoring you.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Write us a trip report, friendofdd! I've been watching the Half Dome web cam as part of my morning ritual
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer this tribute may have originally been for FODD but, in light of recent events, it's too good (bad?) not to share with Lady Starlight. RMM, I hope you don't mind.
