Originally Posted By three_a_production I only do what the people inside my head tell me to do- I can only please 1 person per day- today is not your day and tomorrow doesnt look good either -em
Originally Posted By bwanabob Well...I'm compelled to say that I love all of the t-shirts put out by The Onion (<a href="http://www.theonion.com" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com</a>), as my husband designs all of their shirts. My favorite Onion shirts say: Microsoft Patents ones, zeros Drugs win war on Drugs I just love corporations! I don't want to call any special attention to myself. And of course(!) I love my Laughingplace.com t-shirt.
Originally Posted By Phantom Federal Witness Protection Program: You don't know mw." Escaped Husband - Don't tell the wife and kids and where I am. Phantom
Originally Posted By bwanabob <<Shameless plug! >> I was going to post a link directly to the page where the t-shirts are for sale, but I thought that might be taking it a little too far. Didn't want to get ADMIN'ed!
Originally Posted By Ursula My co-worker has a lot that we all love: THNIK Sarcasm-Just another service we offer UFOs are real (the Air Force is Fake)
Originally Posted By PrincessoftheCastle This one is my brother's but I think it's funny, "Work never hurt anybody but why take the risk?" =D
Originally Posted By Doobie Go ahead bwanabob. I'll make an exception in this case (mostly because of the free books you guys gave me Doobie.
Originally Posted By bwanabob https://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/EDCstore.pl?user_action=category&category=Apparel
Originally Posted By DJ7K Plagerism I tells ya! Ya know I could have revived the archive of the one I did while back, but nooooo you had to start your own! ;P "I'm not a animal hunter. I'm a Wildlife Population Control Specialist." More to come ;D
Originally Posted By chickapin worn by a friend-- I love to give homemade gifts--which one of my children would you like?
Originally Posted By BeccasMommy my exhusband has a shirt that says: Have milk, got pi, only it is the mathematical symbol for pi
Originally Posted By NyYankFanKen "It is only funny till somebody gets hurt, then it is hilarious." Hey I have that one. My other fav is "Must be atleast this tall to ride"
Originally Posted By MouseBear Salutations All, I like my Summerville Bear Football Shirts and my Mickey Mouse Disneyland shirts. But they don't say anything clever. ;o) MouseBear
Originally Posted By DJ7K Aubrie, you need to be specific, buddy Let specify who that "someone" is you were talking about. Someone = Osama bin Laden. It is only funny til someone (bin laden) gets hurt. Then its gut busting, side splitting hilarious. I think this one should be on a shirt. The joke was told on the Tonight Show. Q(uestion): If bin Laden and the president of Afghanistan (Arrafat?) were to jump off a extremely high cliff and fall, who would fall to their death first? A(nswer): Who cares?
