Originally Posted By teddibubbles I wanted to tell you WHY stuff happens!! I HAVE the answer to EVERYTHING that goes on in life! I figured this out all on my own! You just need to put in your own problem! ... # 1 ( A lost knife in some ones topic) I told him this is what happened to it! See There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! So them poor Hippos need Spinach! So they had to get on a plane. and come out here to find spinach ! because there is NO spinach in Africa ! and the poor Hippos are hungry for spinach! Because in Africa there is no Spinach ! so I let them come here so they can have some spinach! and hippo tootsys are very Big ! so they had a very hard time using your knife trying to cut the spinach ! ( they don't know HOW to use knifes very good ! ) because there is no spinach in Africa ! so the Hippos may have just misplaced it! I am sure they are sorry ! but you see. There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! ***************************************************** one time our door was broken so I told them ! See There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! So them poor Hippos need Spinach! So they had to get on a plane. and come out here to find spinach ! because there is NO spinach in Africa ! and the poor Hippos are hungry for spinach! Because in Africa there is no Spinach ! so I let them come here so they can have some spinach! and hippo tootsys are very Big ! so they had a very hard time trying to come in the door! to get the spinach ! ( they don't know HOW to open doors! very good! ) because there is no spinach in Africa ! so the Hippos may have just broke it! I am sure they are sorry ! but you see. There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! *************************************************** as you can see it works for so much of what happens!! What do you think they did?
Originally Posted By teddibubbles This is THE excuse you can use.. as to WHY stuff broke/ got jammed up / misplaced / or forgoten
Originally Posted By teddibubbles Glad to clear that up! now you know WHY so much stuff happens in our lifes!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Let me see if I do this right.... If you're at an IRS audit and they discover you have been hiding millions of dollars in income to avoid paying taxes, you could say... See There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! So them poor Hippos need Spinach! (A perfectly reasonable conclusion already, Mr. IRS man. But allow me to go on...) So they had to get on a plane. and come out here to find spinach ! because there is NO spinach in Africa ! and the poor Hippos are hungry for spinach! Because in Africa there is no Spinach ! so I let them come here so they can have some spinach! (See? I'm a compassionate soul!) and hippos don't understand about taxes so they had a very hard time assisting me in filling out the forms (they don't have much in the way of thumbs)! because there is no spinach tax in Africa ! so the Hippos may have just miscaluculated the numbers, overlooked a few things, I am sure they are sorry ! but you see. There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! ___________________________________________ If this doesn't work, my Uncle Clive will be going away for a very, very long time.
Originally Posted By friendofdd At last I understand why I don't always understand teddibubbles. There is no spinach in Africa. =o]
Originally Posted By teddibubbles :0 ) Kar2oonMan ((( BIG HUGS))) You got it!1 Now you know what has happened to everything!!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Whew! Because if I'd gotten it wrong, I wouldn't even be able to blame it on African hippos and spinach.
Originally Posted By teddibubbles ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( BIGGER HUGGYS ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Originally Posted By alexbook Here's proof that hippos really do like spinach, especially in a tangy dip with artichokes: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/oasn9" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/oasn9</a>
Originally Posted By bloona Ive just seen there's a hug here for me!! have you had your arms open ready to hug me for the last month teddibubbles? that must have been a bit awkward!! sorry for not seeing it earlier hun! (( ))
Originally Posted By deadmentellnotales Now I was just talking to a Hippo today over the phone he's from africa and he was complaining about the lack of spinach there I told hime the problem. you see there is africa and africa has hippos hippos like spinach africa has no spinach so I send hippos spinach seeds but hippos have no fingers to open seed envelopes and no hands to dig holes or hold waterpales and rakes so no spinach So no spinach in africa He laughed and laughed
Originally Posted By teddibubbles WOW WOW WOW YOUR PLAYING WITH > ME< WOW noone plays with this snooty me me. thank you BEARY MUCH
