Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Top scientists have discovered this amazing secret, plus provide interesting tidbits about the origins of popcorn. <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forkids/home/popcorn.html" target="_blank">http://www.nasa.gov/audience/f orkids/home/popcorn.html</a> Popcorn is Happy Food!â„¢
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan And here's tonight's homework. <a href="http://www.ohiocorn.org/kids/popcorn.htm" target="_blank">http://www.ohiocorn.org/kids/p opcorn.htm</a>
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Finally, a GREAT page about popcorn from our friends in Canada, including the amazing secret of how to rejuvinate "Old Maids" -- those kernals that fail to pop in a batch of popcorn!!! <a href="http://www.canadianpoppingcorn.com/cornhow.html" target="_blank">http://www.canadianpoppingcorn .com/cornhow.html</a>
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Firstly, the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland questions the reasoning behind hosting an article pretaining to popped corn on the Website of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Are they trying to tell us popped corn exhaust doomed the Space Shuttle Columbia? Lastly, the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland point out the presence of both popping oil and corn oil in the second of the links provided by the Popcornian Ayatollah. Oils, grease, and salt are linked to clogged arteries, heart problems, and ultimately, heart attacks, et cetera. The Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland also point out that the phrase "Popcorn is Happy Food" is mere opinion, and not fact, unlike the Most Holy Churro who was proclaimed the the Snack of Choice in the 2003 LaughingPlace.com Snackie Awards. We hope we have provided a proper education in snackfoods. Churro bless, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland
Originally Posted By wendebird 2oony, notice how "they" always creep into the popcorn threads? I wonder if they "really" love the churros as much as they say they do. Something is drawing them to the Popcorn side.
Originally Posted By quincytoo Wende WHAT ARE YOU SAYING GIRL????? ummmn yes wile in Critter country I do occasionally partake of Huney ppppooppppccoorr... hell I cann't even say it ....But "drawn over" NEVER EVER CLearly I can see the path that we Churroians am here to undertake....that of which we shall lead (or in your case lead back to) the mighty and rightful Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. Churros for all and to all a good night.;0
Originally Posted By quincytoo >>>>>friends in Canada<<<<< Gasp I just reread this and that's it I'm revoking my canadian citizenship.... Er, WEnde, care to adopt me?????LOL
Originally Posted By wendebird Hmmmmm, I dunno quincytoo, do you promise not to try & convert me back to my previous faith?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>2oony, notice how "they" always creep into the popcorn threads?<< Excellent observation, Wendebird! >>Lastly, the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland point out the presence of both popping oil and corn oil in the second of the links provided by the Popcornian Ayatollah. Oils, grease, and salt are linked to clogged arteries, heart problems, and ultimately, heart attacks, et cetera.<< I am happy to direct your attention to this handy and informative nutrition facts guide, provided by our fine neighbors to the north. <a href="http://www.canadianpoppingcorn.com/cornnutrition.html" target="_blank">http://www.canadianpoppingcorn .com/cornnutrition.html</a> Popcorn is Happy Food!â„¢
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>The Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland also point out that the phrase "Popcorn is Happy Food" is mere opinion, and not fact, unlike the Most Holy Churro who was proclaimed the the Snack of Choice in the 2003 LaughingPlace.com Snackie Awards.<< The 2002 Snackie Award winner was Disneyland Popcorn. After religious extremists bought votes in 2003, poor but honest Popcorn Patriots were unprepared for the massive voter fraud that destroyed the honor of the Snackie Award title. Just look at these headlines: "CHURROIAN BACK ROOM DEALING RESULTS IN COURT INQUIRY" --USA Today, January 12, 2003 "CHURRO POPE REFUSES TO APPEAR BEFORE SENATE" -- Washington Post, March 3, 2003 "CHURROIAN INDICTED ON CORRUPTION CHARGES" -- Times-Picayune, April 23, 2003 "NIXON TELLS PSYCHIC 'STEADY DIET OF CHURROS DID ME IN!' FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!" -- Weekly World News, June 14, 2003 And the list goes on and on and on.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Erm... ;;clears throat;; We, the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland contest that no fraud ever took place. As a matter of fact, the 2003 Snackie Awards were moderated by both the Churroian Emperor and the Popcornian Ayatollah. If memory serves me correctly, and it does, the Churroian Pontiff disqualified several more Churroian votes than the Popcornian Ayatollah did because He, in His Infinite Wisdom, felt that they broke the rules. And Churros still won by a landslide. As for Churroian internal government affairs, the Churroian Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius is exempt from appearances before the Imperial Senate of the Empire. The Chair of Saint Pixie, occupied currently by His Sweetness, Christopher I, holds total and complete power and authority, granted by the Most Holy Churro. Any government position or Senate Chair is extended power and authority from the Pontiff. The Pontiff is also the supreme legislation creator of the Churroian Nation. His legislation surpases that of the Imperial Senate and the Regent of the Empire. We hope to have cleared any misinformation. Churro bless, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle I thought the reason popcorn 'popped' was the heat freed the deamon trapped inside...
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Ah, Blacksheep Uncle, you have stumbled over a misconception... If the demon had been destroyed by the heat, resulting in the explosion that creates popcorn, then the food would no longer be evil and demonic. What makes popcorn the food of evil is that Satan himself consumes this snack, and promulgates that popped corn is worship to himself.
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle no no no....the heat releases the demon from it's imprisonment inside the kernel...kinda like a teeney-tiny evil genie stuck in a lamp..
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Funny, Popcorn is a truly natural snack, straight from the fields, to your stomach, a food that has been given to us by God. Churros on the other hand have all those chemicals and other un-natural stuff in it... I don't think Satan likes Popcorn (IMHO), and I am proud to enjoy a good, healthy natural snack, as has been pointed out by Kar2oon Man, who is a good person..... As for Churros, I enjoying having a fresh Real one on occasion, I just don't like the Frozen processed version, which is a poor substitute for the real thing!
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Popcorn is WORLD WIDE Happy Food! And in the spirit of the Global celebration for Disneyland's 50th Birthday, it is THE Snack that deserves to get your vote, and Popcorn thanks you in advance for that vote Honor Walt, Vote Popcorn!
