He should have used a spork...

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.

    One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food.

    The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.

    The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.

    One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing.

    The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.

    First he came upon the lion.

    "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"

    "No. Replied the lion, I have not seen your four point tool."

    Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.

    "Gorilla, Gorilla! he cried, Have you seen my four point tool?"

    "No, Replied the gorilla, I have not seen your four point tool."

    Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.

    "Jaguar, Jaguar! he cried, Have you seen my four point tool?"

    "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I have seen your four point tool."

    "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.

    "I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.

    "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.

    "Because," replied the big cat,...




























    "I am a four point tool eater Jaguar!"
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    omg
     
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    Originally Posted By dsnykid

    Ok... I think that was the worst of all of them.... but yeah I still laughed
     
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    Originally Posted By trekkeruss

    I guess a one point tool eater Cougar is not as fast.
     
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    Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer

    I was so slow on that one, I think I need to go back to school and retake Pun 101.

    Top form as usual fodd : )
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Tee-Hee.. he said "SPORK"
     
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    Originally Posted By Mrs ElderP

    very Punny!
     
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    Originally Posted By u k fan

    ;)!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo

    That is a very good one.
     

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