Originally Posted By friendofdd Janet was traveling to Vancouver on business. Knowing how the winter weather is in Vancouver, and lacking the proper clothing, she went to a local outdoor shop to buy inclement weather clothing. Not finding what she was looking for at several stores, a salesman finally suggested that she go to Rudolph's. "Rudolph's?" Janet said. "Do you mean the Russian specialty store?" To which the salesman answered, "Rudolph the Red knows rain gear."