Originally Posted By crapshoot I've been thinking about this for a while as to what my favorite "One Liners" from Disney attractions has been over the years. For instance, on the long defunct Keel Boats. I always got a kick out of the captain's spiel regarding disembarking the boats. Captain: "For those seated on the bottom, watch your tops and for those seated up top, watch your bottoms." On the Jungle Cruise I chuckled when the explosion goes off in the water and the Skipper remarked: "Oh that looks dangerous, . . . let's get closer."
Originally Posted By Sparrow There are so many! "I think someone has left the chower running!" The spooky voice in the Haunted Mansion giving the Doom Buggy safety spiel in Spanish always makes me laugh. "This here's the wildest ride in the WILDERNESS!!!" Every time we're on Space Mountain going up the hill and voice goes "initiating power transfer" my DH yells "POWER TRANSFER!!!" in a robot voice. The little green men going "Baaaad. Very baaaad." in line for the Astro Blasters.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo "We wants the redhead!" - PotC "Lightspeed for Endor" (oops, not anymore huh?) "There's always my way" - Haunted Mansion
Originally Posted By DlandDug I was so pleased to hear a familiar voice in Phantom Manor when entering the ghost town: "Ahhhhh. There you are!"
Originally Posted By Sparrow "Sit closer together now, and hang on tight. With both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead..."
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost If you'd like to see about 20 minutes of what I consider the best one liners ever at WDW...check out these. I do miss this show more than any other attraction that I have experienced. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPt8e8mUTQc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...8e8mUTQc</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpEJV7Pog0g&NR=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...g0g&NR=1</a>
Originally Posted By crazycroc Unload on the Jungle Cruise "Bill will help you out in the rear, and that's why he doesn't work with children anymore"
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>"Sit closer together now, and hang on tight. With both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead..."<< SQUIRRELS!?!
Originally Posted By RobinsonCrusoeEsq Jungle Cruise unloading in Florida once: "As you exit, please lower your head and watch your step. If you hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language; this is a family destination." I guess that's not really a one-liner, but I love it!
Originally Posted By myinnerpeterpan We're going to sink your stinking ship. Well,they use to have that one...I really miss that line.
Originally Posted By Hannibal 8 I'm not sure if these are even scripted or if it's something that was just developed by the cast members, but one of my favorites is when the Monorail drivers get ahead of the recorded spiel. For example the driver will say, "Hey what the heck is that below us?" just before the recording says, "Below us is the submarine lagoon." It seems like it's an inside joke and it always cracks me up when they do it.
Originally Posted By Sparrow As the Jungle Cruise skippers cruises past the natives: "Let's see if I can make out what they're saying.........nope."
Originally Posted By Dabob2 FaL dark rides need some love: "C'mon everybody! Here we goooooooooo..." "Guilty!! That is all." And from the old Alice: "The Tulgy Wood certainly was Brillig."
Originally Posted By dznydad "We ain't goin' anywhere anyhow..." "Comets?! COMETS!!?" "(approximately)A salute to all nations, but mostly America..." Not very PC, and heard only once on the JC, heading back to dock the skipper pointed at the building with arabic(?) writing on it and said, "If you have any complaints, that's my email address."
Originally Posted By Manfried "I'm the fastest gun in the west," Wally Boag as Pecos Bill does not move. There is the sound of a loud gunshot. "Want to see it again?"
Originally Posted By FerretAfros "Stopping in the middle of the row is distinctly unpatriotic." "The creme de la creme of the international smart set are wearing khaki this year" "Guilty! That is all..."
