Originally Posted By alexbook I *think* this is Google's annual April Fools joke: >>Gmail AutopilotTM by CADIE The easiest email could possibly be. As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages.<< >>Dear Sir: I am Prince Joe Eboh, Chairman of the "Contract Award Committee," and I am writing with an opportunity. We are a subsidiary of the Nigerian... Greetings Prince Eboh: It is an honor to receive your attentions. I will do everything in my power to aid you and accept the $25 million. Please find my bank account numbers below, as well as my SSN and mother's maiden name.<< >>Skiing in Tahoe this weekend? I hate you! Stay warm. I'll be thinking of you while I'm partying with all my cute co-workers -- j/k Greetings Jake: Message Analysis: Characters: 108; Words: 27; Tonality: Passive-Aggressive (0.4); Odds Ratio to "j" to "k": 0.25/0.09 Conclusion: Terminate Relationship.<< >>How does Gmail mirror my communication style? The more Gmail messages Autopilot can sample, the better. With fewer than 100 messages, there may not be enough data to calibrate Autopilot effectively. You can adjust tone, typo propensity, and preferred punctuation from the Autopilot tab under Settings.<< >>What happens if a sender and recipient both have Autopilot on? Two Gmail accounts can happily converse with each other for up to three messages each. Beyond that, our experiments have shown a significant decline in the quality ranking of Autopilot's responses and further messages may commit you to dinner parties or baby namings in which you have no interest.<< <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html" target="_blank">http://mail.google.com/mail/he...dex.html</a>
Originally Posted By alexbook Also newly announced from Google: >>Brain Search for your phone Is it on the tip of your tongue? Google Brain Search (BETA) uses CADIE technology to index your brain to make your thoughts and memories searchable. Get Google Brain Search in the Google Mobile App to recall: * the name of that guy across the room * where you put your car keys * why you started dating this woman in the first place<< >>Make memory easier. Brain Search sifts through your memories so you don't have to.<< >>Protect your privacy. Because Brain Search acquires search queries through a psycho-neural matrix radiating 3cm beyond your brain, there's no need to risk revealing anything to passerby by speaking aloud; just place the phone next to your forehead and think your query.<< <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/default/brainsearch.html" target="_blank">http://www.google.com/mobile/d...rch.html</a>
