Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is a 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether the computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.
Originally Posted By Schmitty Good Vibes Mine's definitly male. Or mane it's lesbian. My ex and I purchased it in order to access the Internet with hopes that it would improve our son's education. Can you imagine our joy when we realized that he wanted to become a gynacologist?
Originally Posted By Schmitty Good Vibes mane = mabe I'm doing a lot better with this iPhone, but I wish it had spell check!
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka LOL, Schmitty! I am pretty sure my computer is male based on the nasty names I have shouted at it. My printer definitely is male. Miserable $%#$%&@.
