Originally Posted By Lady Starlight A judge working on a double-homicide case tells the defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." "YOU JERK!" yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. The judge proceeds "You're also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer." "You Dipfart!" the same person yells again. The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt" "I'm sorry, Your Honor", says the man, But I've been this ding-bat's neighbor for over 10 years and every time I ask to barrow a hammer he said he didn't have one."
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Lady Starlight....there aren't enough words on earth to tell you how much I love you, sweetie pie. xoxo
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove And, just to be totally truthful, when I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about my twin.
