Originally Posted By teddibubbles A Question of Faith? Four pastors of different faiths. walked along a shore . Discussing their different beliefs and great faith. each believing their faith the best. Pastor Bob decided to go and get some sodas for them to all drink! so he left to go buy some. when he returned. he saw all three pastors way out far walking on the water. He decided he had as much faith as any of the other three Pastors. so he said a quick prayer and started walking out in the water. slowly he started to sink. he tried and tired but only could sink. when finally he yelled to the others. why can you walk on the water yet I cant! then the others whispered to each other. should we tell him?.. BOB? said the others. No he thinks he is better then us.. give him a few minutes. Then.. we will tell him where the rocks are! *********************************** Where is God? ( I think this one is a true story !) A sunday school teacher asked the little kids in his class. Do you know where God is? one child said up in the sky. one child said above the stars. And one child said you all are wrong! I know where God Lives.................. In my bathroom! The teacher said why do you think that? the little child said becuse my dad is allways yelling.... MY GOD! ..when are you going to get out of there? *********************************** A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
