Originally Posted By Jafar30 <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AIRPORT_NAKED_MAN?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME" target="_blank">http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/s tories/A/AIRPORT_NAKED_MAN?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME</a> Sometimes you read things that are too good to be true.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 What a maroon. I would have climbed the barbed wire fence and THEN stripped.
Originally Posted By iceknyght >>What a maroon. I would have climbed the barbed wire fence and THEN stripped.<< Is it me, or does this sound like the Inspector has carefully thought this out before...
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs You guys do realize he *has* an illness... On a serious note, this past summer, I had found out that the treasurer at my old high school (one of the faculty, not a past student) was bi-polar. His wife was divorcing him after many years of marriage, and he unfortunately committed suicide.
Originally Posted By Mary Poppins I agree, FBR. This does sound like the extreme behaviour which can be found in the manic stage of bi-polar disorder. Sorry to hear that your treasurer suffered and died from the ramifications of bi-polar.
Originally Posted By Mary Poppins I've heard of people who while in the manic phase, go out and charge thousands of dollars to their credit cards. When they come to their senses, it's too late and they are deeply in debt.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Illness realized. It still doesn't take away from the humor of the Inspector's comment.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Oh I never said it didn't... I'm sure if it WAS the Inspector protesting, he would have been able to get a ticket for the plane.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I'm surprised this hasn't been ADMINed to a different thread yet (*coughWorldEventscough*). lol
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<You guys do realize he *has* an illness...>> Yes. I hoped people would know me well enough to know that I'm doing a version of "laughing with him, not at him." But I realized I was taking a chance. Truly, I'd be the last person to belittle anyone for a mental illness. I'm sorry if I sounded unsympathetic. And, for the record, clothing is my friend. If I wanted to become super-persuasive, getting naked would not be the most advisable strategy! <---pops another "it has to work because the internet ad was so convincing" miracle pill to magically burn fat and gain muscle mass
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan 12 posts, and not one person made a single cockpit reference. You people are slipping.
Originally Posted By CrouchingTigger I remember that a few years ago some guy managed to stow away in the wheel well of a jumbo jet like this guy tried to do. He actually made it to the destination and might have been OK - until the plane lowered its landing gear while preparing to land. When the landing gear door opened he was dumped out of the plane.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 **Insert cartoon sound here** WhooaOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>When the landing gear door opened he was dumped out of the plane.<< As he plummeted towards the earth, his last words were "#@!!&%$$¢!! PRICELINE!!!"
