Originally Posted By EighthDwarf Here's the article: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/...pstories</a> "He said death was better than life," Craig Townsend said. "He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus." This is proof they should teach the bible in public school. If they had, the boy might've learned that the romans took care of him 2000 years ago.
Originally Posted By wahooskipper Yes, I'm sure he will be disappointed to find out that someone beat him to it.
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Originally Posted By EighthDwarf <<Is that the name of the school janitor Jesus Lopez?>> LOL! You may be right. So is there a lesser penalty for trying to kill a janitor rather than trying to kill god?
Originally Posted By mele <<So is there a lesser penalty for trying to kill a janitor rather than trying to kill god?>> That depends...is he an illegal alien?
Originally Posted By EighthDwarf Jesus an illegal alien?? Hmm, you may be onto something there. I can see him being turned away by Homeland Security when he arrives in all his glory at the 2nd coming. At the border: "Sure, you may be the alpha and the omega, but have you had your chest x-rayed?"
Originally Posted By Elderp I read this article and I think to myself "and why did we cut out insane asylums?"
Originally Posted By Elderp "Just an assumption on my part. " That is your problem you assume too much. Anyone who knows me will tell you I am registered as an Independant.
Originally Posted By EighthDwarf <<That is your problem you assume too much.>> Correction: one of my problems. I have many. But I think I make educated guesses more than I assume. When I guess wrong, I'll admit it. Are you not a Reagan fan?
