Originally Posted By Lisann22 This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch gidget gizzardsquirt ew! I think I need to change my new last name.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Snotty Apple-Buns!<< <--- makes notation in Lisann's file for future reference. Calculates his own "Captain Underpants" name... Greasy Giggle Lips. <---- Quickly scribbles out Lisann's nickname, vows to never mention this topic again.
Originally Posted By jdub ! ! ! Actually, y'all are gonna need to double-dip & get yer REAL names! Think about the current setup: Jo Koz couldn't come up with a name--she doesn't have enough letters! The professor's naming works like this: * Take the first letter of your first name, & use that to get your name from the 1st group * Take the first letter of your last name, & use that with the 2nd group to get your new middle name. * Now use the last letter of your last name, and get your new last name from the third word group. <a href="http://www.pilkey.com/index.php" target="_blank">http://www.pilkey.com/index.ph p</a> <a href="http://www.pilkey.com/bookview.php?id=19" target="_blank">http://www.pilkey.com/bookview .php?id=19</a>
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch OK, I'm off to protest this thread! The second method gives me a name that's just as bad: loopy toilet chunks
Originally Posted By wendebird I'm Zippy Girdle-buns dd9 is Buttercup Girdle-buns dd6 is Snotty Girdle-buns.
Originally Posted By jdub Some info from the 2nd web link I provided: >1. The original Name Change-O-Chart 2000 was first designed so that everybody in the whole world would have a ridiculous name when they entered their given names into the equation. That is, everybody except popular singer/songwriter Englebert Humperdinck. Dav designed the original charts so that Englebert Humperdinck’s name would stay the same when it was entered into the equation. It was a stupid and obscure joke, but ultimately Dav changed it because the whole point of the chart was that nobody would be singled out for teasing. Not even Englebert.<
Originally Posted By Tiggirl With Jdub's version i get Crusty Giggle-Girdle. I'm not too sure how I feel about Crusty. LOL! Or if I go with "Beth" I get Lumpy... ~Beth
Originally Posted By pacomama <--Zippy Cootybrain jdub's version gives me Stinky Chucklefanny I think I'll go with Zippy, thankyouverymuch.
