It's that time again,

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    Originally Posted By ZoltareReturns

    to address the dumb ones.

    THE SEAT NUMBER ON YOUR AIRLINE TICKET READS "Seat 63A" AND YET YOU STUPIDLY RUSH TO FALL IN LINE WHEN THE UNITED AIRLINE REP. ANNOUNCES TO THOSE WAITING THAT "Rows 35- 50 will board first".


    Hey stupid, guess what?

    A. seats have been assigned and there is room for you even though there are many passengers. This is not musical chairs where one unlucky would be passenger will be denied a seat!!

    B. boarding first will get you to Chicago no sooner than the last person to board the plane. Everyone arrives together. GOT IT? I though so! Now take a seat and wait for your row to be called.
     
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    Originally Posted By trekkeruss

    Oh mighty Zoltare,

    THIS IS THE WORLD EVENTS SECTION.

    Guess what? Putting your complaint here won't make one beans worth of difference!

    Relax! Their stupidity won't get you to your destination any slower either.
     
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    Originally Posted By Mr X

    Actually, sometimes it does hold up and slow down the boarding process, which COULD get you to your destination slower if that means a delay in pushing back from the gate (happens all the time).

    I understand why people want to get on fast though, the way everyone carries on too much luggage sometimes it's difficult to find any room in the overhead bins and you find yourself stuck with a suitcase jammed under you where your feet should go.

    The solution, of course, is to wait near the gate but NOT in the line until you are called. Then you'll still be one of the first people from your section to board the plane (naturally the jerks that cheated will have beaten you there, but then you'll know exactly who they are so you can shoot them dirty looks during the flight :p).
     
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    Originally Posted By ZoltareReturns

    Zoltare has spoken.

    You might not like a Zoltare
    You might not trust a Zoltare, but he is here to help all those in need of common sense.

    Zoltare will return one day when least expected. He now leaves this vital discussion in your hands.

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    DAR is just plain confused by Zoltaire
     
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    Originally Posted By trekkeruss

    What I don't get is people who have to zoom by me in their car so they can get to the stoplight faster.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    <------ always waits until the last second to board the plane. The less time in that cramped little space, the better.

    But I only have one carry on ...
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    It doesn't matter if you are the first person on the airplane, someone else's massive "carry-on" luggage will somehow be jammed sideways in the overhead bin above your seat.
     

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