Zoo has an unorthodox way to get Panda to mate

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    Originally Posted By DAR

    <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070327/ap_on_sc/odd_panda_porn;_ylt=Arxa_DIrw6DoLuEDWgmi.rfMWM0F" target="_blank">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200
    70327/ap_on_sc/odd_panda_porn;_ylt=Arxa_DIrw6DoLuEDWgmi.rfMWM0F</a>


    So basically this Panda is doing what I do every Wednesday.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    You have a weird fetish then, DAR.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    NOT that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    I wonder if there's even any evidence that pandas have the ability to recognize that video images are representive of real-life objects.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Yeah I sort of forgot that they mentioned Panda's in the article.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Hit it in the face with a brick!

    Oh, wrong thread...
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    >>Chuang Chuang recently was put on a strict diet because zoo officials said he was too heavy to mate. The diet trimmed him down from 331 pounds to 313 pounds.<<

    Is this what you've been up to every Wednesday? Losing weight?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    LOL @ sherrytodd! That is *exactly* what I thought when I saw this thread title.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Yay! For once, a world events topic where the solution is really black & white!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Maybe if they took away his purity balls?!?!
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    "Ok Chuang Chuang ,watch me one more time , I am gettting really tired of doing this everyday !"
    Didn't I see this on the Simpson's ?
     
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    Originally Posted By Mr X

    DAR...where do you come UP with these things??

    lmao!
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Just a scan of the Yahoo news page.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    May I also recommend Reuters's "Oddly Enough" page? <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news/oddlyEnough" target="_blank">http://www.reuters.com/news/od
    dlyEnough</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    March 28, 2007.

    4:39pm. Chiang Mai Zoo, Thailand.

    Chuang Chuang interrupts his staring out of the front of his enclosure long enough to glance toward his food dish. Seeing that no food has appeared within the 40 seconds since he last checked, he returns his gaze toward the exterior of his enclosure.

    While turning his vision first toward and then away from his dish, his gaze passed directly over the lit-up object. His gaze did not even hesitate as it passed over. Chuang Chuang has grown conditioned to its presence. Its novelty in his environment has worn off, and it holds no subsequent interest for him.


    4:46pm. Somewhere in the USA.

    DAR glances at his wristwatch for nearly the five-hundredth time since arriving at work. Upon seeing how few minutes have passed since he last checked, he emits a faint groan and thinks, again, "Man! This day is NEVER going to end!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57


    Happy Wednesday, DAR!
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    ROTFLMAO!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By thenurmis

    PANDA PORN!!!???
    get me a brick
     
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    Originally Posted By thenurmis

    This one is free....degenerate Panda
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Chuang Chuang may ignore the Panda Porn, but he goes crazy when they play Barbara Streisand tunes...
     

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