Originally Posted By SpokkerJones <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28/mays.death/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBI...dex.html</a> Man, I was wondering if there was a celebrity who could knock Jackson off the front page of CNN, but I didn't think it would be an infomercial star.
Originally Posted By ecdc Dead celebrities are the story du jour. The media latches on to these things and doesn't let go. Remember when shark attacks were the big thing? There were no more shark attacks than the year before or the year after, but we had the Year of the Shark in the news media. It's just weird.
Originally Posted By SuperDry <<< The media latches on to these things and doesn't let go. Remember when shark attacks were the big thing? There were no more shark attacks than the year before or the year after, but we had the Year of the Shark in the news media. It's just weird. >>> Do you remember what it took to end the Year of the Shark Attack in news coverage? 9/11.
Originally Posted By Mr X ***Do you remember what it took to end the Year of the Shark Attack in news coverage? 9/11.*** Yikes, don't say that! Too creepy to think about.
Originally Posted By ChurroMonster Every time I saw Billy Mays on TV I thought, "Who is that man and why is he yelling at me?"
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBI...dex.html</a> If you wanna hang out You've gotta take her out Cocaine If you wanna get down Down on the ground Cocaine She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie COCAINE If you got bad news You wanna kick them blues Cocaine When your day is done And you wanna run Cocaine She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie COCAINE If your thing is gone And you wanna ride on Cocaine Don't forget this fact You can't get it back Cocaine She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie COCAINE She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie COCAINE
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder And.......... Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you've got the warrant just aread it to me Shot her down because she made me slow I thought I was her daddy but she had five more When I was arrested I was dressed in black They put me on a train and they took me back Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat He said come on you dirty heck into that district court Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen 99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down Come on you've gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie >>>So that wasn't OxiClean on his mustache.<<< The toxicology report found in his system... cocaine hydrocodone oxycodone OxiClean tramadol Kaboom alprazolam diazepam Mighty Putty
Originally Posted By SpokkerJones Mays should have partied with the people making drinks with the Magic Bullet. I'm thinking all-night drug-fueled infomercial orgy...
