Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder Mike Huckabee is Chuck Norris approved. And Chuck has a to do list for you today. <a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/11/14/mike-huckabee-is-chuck-norris-approved/" target="_blank">http://politicalticker.blogs.c nn.com/2007/11/14/mike-huckabee-is-chuck-norris-approved/</a>
Originally Posted By DVC_dad And I had hoped this was my chance to get a "Total Gym" at a discount! bah!
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder I am shamelessly lifting these from the comments section of the link I posted. Tney're hilarious. "chuck norris should just roundhouse the other candidates into submission." "Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face." "Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of pain." "Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold." "Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life"! "Under Chuck Norris' beard is….ANOTHER FIST!" "The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep." "In the beginning, God said,"Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say Please." "Chuck Norris does not ask for money. Money asks for Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>"Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life"!<< ROFL!!!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NdD54rG9oQA</a>
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =n8QAeoFdM5g</a>
Originally Posted By DAR "Chuck Norris was slapped once as a newborn by a doctor, nobody slaps Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." "Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding."
Originally Posted By alexbook <a href="http://mb.laughingplace.com/MsgBoard-T-71545-P-1.asp?C=1" target="_blank">http://mb.laughingplace.com/Ms gBoard-T-71545-P-1.asp?C=1</a>
Originally Posted By fkurucz FWIW, he was a pretty darn good martial artist when he was in his prime. World champion IIRC.
Originally Posted By JohnS1 Huckabee makes sense when I've heard him talk, but I'm getting sick of people from Arkansas running for office.
Originally Posted By dshyates "...he was a pretty darn good martial artist when he was in his prime." Yeah. And Walker Texas Ranger is sooooo bad. Atleast we know how he got the chance to become a national joke.
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder "Yeah. And Walker Texas Ranger is sooooo bad. Atleast we know how he got the chance to become a national joke." ??????
Originally Posted By fkurucz <<Yeah. And Walker Texas Ranger is sooooo bad.>> No argument. But a lot of people liked it. For me its kind of sad to see his fighting scenes. While he is still in fantastic shape for his age (67), the years have caught up with him (he is very slow now). Of course, when you consider that most near 70 year olds struggle to get out of their chairs, he does look great.
Originally Posted By jonvn No, not quite a black belt. I did take karate for a while, and made it all the way to white belt. My son takes karate. He got into it because his daycare teacher is a black belt and also teaches at the karate school. She has three teen aged kids, all of them are black belts, as well. We feel pretty safe with them as babysitters.
