Hey LP athesists you may want to join this church

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    Originally Posted By DAR

    <a href="http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20090425/NEWS01/904250314/1006/news01" target="_blank">http://www.floridatoday.com/ar...6/news01</a>

    Just saying. And at least one partner is always good for an Oh God.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    <<advertisements depicting sockless feet snuggling between bedsheets >>

    What did they ever do to you?!
    You leave those sockless feet alone. Honestly! don't you have anything else better to do than pick on poor defensless sockless feet?
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    How sad...feet without socks...


    *sniff*
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Does that mean that out there somewhere there are footless socks?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    How disgusting! Footless socks mingling with other footless socks. What if two right socks paired up? Worse yet, What if two left socks did the same?!?!? My mind is swirling.. What if a formal argyle sock paired up with a casual ankle sock?
    ohh the horror! *faints*
     
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    Originally Posted By dshyates

    Its not uncommon to see to left socks paired together, but two right socks is pretty rare, but if you look in the closet, you'll find them.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    God didn't ever mean for two left socks and two right socks to be paired together. It's an abomination!
     
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    Originally Posted By imadisneygal

    ^^^Or, if you read the original Hebrew and Aramaic, it's ritually unclean just like getting out of bed in the morning after one's parents - the pairing of like socks became an "abomination" when it was mistranslated into English. :)
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    LOL...and we know what they say about poly blended socks! ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    oh, and don't even talk to me about those tennis socks without ankles...
    SAVAGES!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Mele, I CANNOT belive you said "p**y blended socks and didn't get admin'd!!!
    LP is clearly slacking on thier censorship!

    <<oh, and don't even talk to me about those tennis socks without ankles>>

    So true, we won't even get started on THAT thought! Ugh!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    <<God didn't ever mean for two left socks and two right socks to be paired together.>>
    God wears socks?! and if so, where does God these 'socks'? Does God wear socks WITH sandals? *shudders at that thought*

    Ohh I really need to stay on topic.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    He probably wears black socks with sandals and we will have to pay for our sins of mocking fashion victims.

    I swear, if He also has a comb-over, we are screwed.
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    plaid burmuda shorts and a hawaiian print shirt...although i really dig on guys wearing hawaiian shirts and levi's...I'm imprinted on the computer techie guys who work here...
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    I must of have missed that socks thing. But getting to the topic, it's a church encouraging people to have sex.
     
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    Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt

    AMEN!
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    DAR wants us to talk about sex now.


    Boobies!
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    ...hoohoo! I feel so free!!!!!

    socks for sex!
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    DAR is so funny!

    Whoever heard of having sex in your socks....
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    The Red Hot Chilli Peppers did a concert one time wearing nothing but "strategically placed socks"
     

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