Originally Posted By DAR <a href="http://www.wisn.com/news/26045813/detail.html" target="_blank">http://www.wisn.com/news/26045...ail.html</a> And then because tis the season they sang Christmas Carols.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Sgt. Terry Meyer said the husband and wife were singing Christmas carols when paramedics arrived. << The man was having a bit of trouble with the "Fa-la-la-la-la" chorus, however.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan In all seriousness, I read stories like this and think cops and paramedics, etc. just aren't paid enough. Think about it for a minute. You get a call to go to a house where a woman has bitten off a man's tongue. You arrive ready for screaming, or to see furniture being thrown, or even perhaps an enraged insane woman springing out to attack you with a kitchen knife. Instead, the couple, covered in gore, are sitting there singing Christmas carols. That's some serious mind-blowing Stephen King imagery, and the kind of thing that would have a person waking up screaming from nightmares in the middle of the night for years. Happy holidays!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...cFObgYhI</a>
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Maybe what really happened is his tongue got stuck to a flagpole and the rest of the story was a ruse.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip What was he to do? He was given the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Originally Posted By DAR <<In all seriousness, I read stories like this and think cops and paramedics, etc. just aren't paid enough. Think about it for a minute. You get a call to go to a house where a woman has bitten off a man's tongue. You arrive ready for screaming, or to see furniture being thrown, or even perhaps an enraged insane woman springing out to attack you with a kitchen knife. Instead, the couple, covered in gore, are sitting there singing Christmas carols. That's some serious mind-blowing Stephen King imagery, and the kind of thing that would have a person waking up screaming from nightmares in the middle of the night for years. Happy holidays!>> One of my friends is a firefighter so they get called not only to fires but some rather odd situations. Two I remembered and both were part of domestic disputes. They were there for patching up and the second situation for um removal. The first was a same sex couple, two males. One had cheated on the other and they were in the process of making up I'll just say biting occurred. The second was a husband and wife. The husband went into the bathtub with a centerfold, protected by plastic covering and proceeded to use one of the drains as well you know...
