Originally Posted By TomSawyer <a href="http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/" target="_blank">http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/</a> "Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved. Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo. Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!" This must make it awkward in Heaven between Brigham Young and his 55 wives.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Just saw this on Facebook and was going to post the link... you beat me to it!! lol
Originally Posted By mawnck >>This must make it awkward in Heaven between Brigham Young and his 55 wives.<< Brigham may be nonplussed, but I bet the 55 wives are having a blast! (Note to self - PRIVATE JOKE - DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON THE POST BUTTON!)
Originally Posted By TomSawyer I hadn't even thought of that, mawnck. I'm disappointed that my brain didn't go there.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I was told, I have no first hand knowledge of this, that a black person can be a Mormon and at the time of his death, he will be transformed into a white person. How comforting that must be for them. Feel free to correct me on this...it's just what I heard. Not trying to create a riot. Just wondered if anyone knew if this were true or not.
Originally Posted By utahjosh I would be okay if it were just offering to make me gay after I died. If I had a choice in the matter in the next life, hey, at least I have an option, right? But it's not! It's actually making me gay. That I can't stand for. Maybe i'll make an uniformed mockery of their sacred offer online.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>If I had a choice in the matter in the next life<< You do. When you get to the line handing out harps, halos and wings, say no thanks. When you get to the one handing out Fender guitars hockey tickets, there you go.
Originally Posted By utahjosh I'm the class clown most of the time. I guess around LP I end up defending things very sacred to me a lot, so the humor doesn't make it out quite so much.
Originally Posted By ecdc >>Goofyernmost, that is not a doctrine taught by the LDS church.<< Anymore.
Originally Posted By mele For some reason, this doesn't seem all that funny to me. I mean, I get that it's a laughable idea (in fact, I believe I made a joke along the same lines here a few weeks ago)...I just find their practice too objectionable. I will never get tired of making fun of their magic underwear, however.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Could the Mormon's make me 6'2" and look like George Clooney after I die? If so, sign me up now!! P.S. If I threw in a little extra money, could they do it NOW??
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Could the Mormon's make me 6'2" and look like George Clooney after I die?<< After you, me, and George Clooney have all been dead for a few years, I think we'll look practically identical. No charge!
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost >>>Goofyernmost, that is not a doctrine taught by the LDS church.<<< Thanks Utahjosh, as I said it is something that someone told me. It sounded a little off the mark, but in today's world nothing would surprise me anymore.
Originally Posted By mele Goofy, see ecdc's post. He's a lot more knowledgeable and honest when it comes to Mormon history.
