Half Time Show presented by Pepsi & the Illuminati

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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    Apparently Beyoncé, not content to destroy our country through lipsync, is assisting the Illuminati in brainwashing the helpless football-loving masses through her halftime performance at the Super Bowl, following up on Madonna's world-enslaving spectacle last year.

    >>"If you look at some of Beyonce's performances... it's like the military industrial police state," Fawell tells Whispers, noting that the pop star has previously performed surrounded by male dancers in protective helmets. "That's the subliminal message that will be spreading worldwide because everyone watches the Super Bowl."<<

    <a href="http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/02/01/super-pac-boycott-beyonces-illuminati-super-bowl-halftime-show" target="_blank">http://www.usnews.com/news/blo...ime-show</a>

    >>(L)ast years Super Bowl Half-Time Show ... promises to be eclipsed by Beyonce and her squeeze, the immoral and corrupt Jay-Z, trying to climb the ladder of America’s ruling Kleptocratic Elite.

    Beyonce’s cretin friend/manager/squeeze Jay-Z??? has a long history of serving up the godless Illuminati and their cult, celebrating it and their Nazi like police state. But hey, don’t believe me, it’s all on the tape. I’ve had it up to here with it all. I don’t want to sound like I’m on a rant, but people think and say what they see and hear, and the Super Bowl Half-Time Shows have become a subversive attempt to brain wash the masses. Somebody has to tweet and retweet this report by Mark Dice and I guess the buck stops here.

    Try the Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl during the Half-Time show. <<

    <a href="http://electanewcongress.com/elect-a-new-congress-calls-for-an-immediate-boycott-of-the-super-bowl-half-time-show/" target="_blank">http://electanewcongress.com/e...me-show/</a>

    >>If the Illuminati is powerful and far-sighted enough to infiltrate our most halved of time-shows, would it not be child's play for them to do the same to Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl? Look at the name: Animal Planet. Not "Human" Planet. Not "Peacefully Coexisting Species" Planet. A planet where beasts totter on two legs and a strange light gleams in their eyes, a planet where men are everywhere enslaved.

    In thinking you have escaped, you have only tightened your own bonds.<<

    <a href="http://gawker.com/5981088/this-years-illuminati+super-bowl-connection-is-more-sinister-than-ever" target="_blank">http://gawker.com/5981088/this...han-ever</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By fkurucz

    I guess I'm safe, since I won't be watching the Souper Bowl. Who's playing? I forget.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    Beyoncé. And I believe two football teams.

    I'll be at the movies myself. Lost interest in the game about 20 years ago, and in the commercials about 10.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuperDry

    << Somebody has to tweet and retweet this report by Mark Dice and I guess the buck stops here. >>

    The first thing that occurred to me was "Who is Mark Dice?" Here's the first sentence of the Wikipedia entry on him:

    "Mark Dice is a right wing author, media analyst, and political activist based in San Diego, California, who professes conspiratorial beliefs about the New World Order and secret societies stemming from the Illuminati, Bilderberg Group, Skull and Bones, and Bohemian Grove."

    Uh, okay.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    "the Super Bowl Half-Time Shows have become a subversive attempt to brain wash the masses"

    Obama's success in 2008 can be credited entirely to Janet Jackson's nipple.
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    We'll be watching the game but skipping the half-time show. No interest at all in Beyonce.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuperDry

    Even if there's potential for a wardrobe malfunction?
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Seriously, not in the least.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    I'll be watching just to see if Beyonce's hair will be oh so sexily flying all over the place, due to the well-known winds inside the Superdome.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    I'm going to take my daughter to the dog park and my dog to the library.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    She is hot. Jay Z you did could there
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    Couldn't have said it any better myself, DDMAN. ;-)

    HuffPo tells me that they had a power failure during the game. So much for the

    (wait for it ....)

    ILLUMINATI!!!

    Bar har har har har har har har har har!!
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Could?

    Good
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriousConstance

    Mawnck, when the lights went out during the game, my husband looked at me and said that it looks like the Illuminati are right, and that Beyonce was just an Illuminati pawn.

    He was kidding of course, and I might be misquoting him cause I'm not sure about this whole Illuminati thing and he's read a lot about it, but thought it was funny he brought it up too.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    Well yeah, but here's my point:

    Wouldn't it be the UN-illuminati?

    Ba-dump bump.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriousConstance

    *crickets chirping*
     
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    Originally Posted By oc_dean

    What's the Super Bowl?

    Oh .. is it that sport where a bunch of guys bruise and fracture each others bones? With some ball with pointed ends? Oh that sport! ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By oc_dean

    I think Church Lady's thoughts on Football and the Super Bowl were the best! ;-)

    "Isn't where you take the pigskin between your thighs and pass it on near somebody's bulbous naughty place??!!"

    With Joe Montana's response - "I try to make a pass at a tight end, and hopefully score."

    Walter Payton's was - "I try to penetrate any opening I can find."

    funny stuff! :O)
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    >>*crickets chirping*<<

    It might have sounded like that to you, but those crickets were actually cheering and applauding.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriousConstance

    Ummmmmmm, actuallyyyyyyyy, I looked it up, and as it turns out, it's surprisingly, physically impossible for a cricket to cheer or applaud, soooooooooo....
     

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