Santa gets firing squad for crimes against Lord

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    Originally Posted By SuperDry

    Christian extremists in Amarillo execute Santa:

    <a href="http://blogs.chron.com/believeitornot/2010/12/christian_extremists_in_amaril.html" target="_blank">http://blogs.chron.com/believe...ril.html</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Incentive for parents to lie to their children? Egads.

    But, don't they know that Santa knows we're all God's children and that makes everything right? (Dumbest lyric ever...what does that even mean?)
     
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    Originally Posted By iamsally

    I agree with not lying to children about Santa. I let them draw their own conclusions.
    But then, I do the same with god.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    We live on a sad, strange little planet.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriouserConstance

    Is that the best Santa they could find?

    Gotta love their Coexist sweatshirts with a big red x through coexist. Freakin idiots. It sucks to coexist with the likes of those people.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I love my state, but hate the idiots that I have to share it with.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    Oh, and what's the deal with psycho wingnut religious groups in small towns in Texas having leaders named David?

    Do your sons a favor, parents... don't name them David.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    Sorry, I mean gun-toting psycho wingnuts...
     
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    Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt

    So it's perfectly fine to believe that Jesus walked on water, but wrong to tell your kids in the spirit of fun that reindeer can fly?
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    <a href="http://lordofthebootsale.blogspot.com/2010/12/gorman-sisters-jesus-is-my-santa-claus.html" target="_blank">http://lordofthebootsale.blogs...aus.html</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By pecos bill

    Scary thing is, there are a hell of a lot of people out there just like them.
    The "coop da grace" was classic!

    If "Heaven" means spending an eternity with clowns like this, deal me out!
     
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    Originally Posted By pecos bill

    Scary thing is, there are a hell of a lot of people out there just like them.
    The "coop da grace" was classic!

    If "Heaven" means spending an eternity with clowns like this, deal me out!
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriouserConstance

    Jesus is the sun, folks. Jesus is the sun.
     
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    Originally Posted By ecdc

    At the risk of being brutally beaten with a sock full of Mickey Mouse tree ornaments, we don't do the Santa thing with our kids. We did it when they were like two and three and I felt weird. I did feel like I was lying to my kids for no good reason. So we came clean and all has been well since.

    I did not shoot a Santa statue though. I don't believe in guns. So I stabbed him to death with a screwdriver and set him on fire.

    Too much?
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriouserConstance

    That depends. How much did the therapy for your kids cost after witnessing that spectacle?
     
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