Captain EO-MY EYES ARE BURNING! A crazycroc rant

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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    I went and saw Capt. Eo for the first time this past weekend.

    After watching it, I think it would be fair to say that this film was brought back to Disneyland to further an alternative lifestyles agenda.

    Seriously, at what point was close-up on crotch thrusts "family entertainment"?
    All MJ is not a pedophile arguments go out the window after watching that piece of celluloid trash.

    He made a movie to be shown to small children, at a theme park aimed at small children, which prominently features dude's said bulge?

    We missed it, America. Jackson was crying out for help even then.

    Hooter is also obviously a phallic symbol, and Jackson's love for him is obvious.

    Were the people who were pining for the return of this garbage also hoping for a reunion of "We've Got it Maid" or "It's a Living"?

    If people keep saying that the return of garbage is acceptable, soon all of Tomorrowland will be full of garbage from the 80's..oops, looks like I'm too late.

    This movie sucks. If you go, do so only to heckle.

    That being said, my 5 year old niece, also thought it sucked, and asked me to change the movie to something called, "Team Oomïe Zoomie" throughout.

    The theatre was empty, the floor didn't thump.

    To recap: EO is bad, and only a moron would want to watch it. And the MJ freaks running around that place made Disney fanbois look like normals.
     
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    Originally Posted By FerretAfros

    "If you go, do so only to heckle."

    Why do I have an image of EO becoming the Rocky Horror Picture Show of the Disneyland Resort? Everybody in the audience will be throwing toast and yelling just the right response to every line in the film...
     
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    Originally Posted By believe

    When the "newness" of this attraction fades, Disney will "plus" it by making it "Captain EO Tribute Sing-a-long".
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    FA, it already has become that.

    1) Always a cheer emerges when MJ first appears to come out of the floor.

    2) EVERYONE (myself included) knows when to say the first MJ patented "Whoo" the first time he says it.

    3) everyone cheers when he moonwalks.

    You are right....next they'll be bringing props. LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    I saw, nor heard no one cheering.

    Just an audience leaving the theatre with a puzzled look on it's face.

    The freaks in the front row who actually enjoyed it, are probably not the target Disneyland audience.

    I also noticed several poorly transformed transvestites in the park this weekend. Coincidence? I think not.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    I have no desire to see this attraction.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^I second that.
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    Crazycroc,
    Although I don't want to admit this to you, I've already seen this 7 times with various folks.

    Each and every time the cheering has occurred at precisely those moments. I'm not saying it makes the experience any better or any worse, it just is something that continues to happen.
     
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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    I think it's actually similar to Superstar Limo, that guests enjoyment of the park would actually go up if it were not there.
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    I'm 'meh' about it, if the line is long we'll skip it, if the line is short we'll pop in for the air conditioning.
     
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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    LadyS,

    I knew there was a reason I love you.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Don't hold back, croc, tell us how you really feel about this movie.
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    "crazycroc and LS sittin' in a tree"


    Oh Goody! A new rumor for me to run with!
     
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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    Thank you for your permission, mele, I will share my uncensored view now.

    Awful. Horrific. Furthering the MJ was not a pedophile revisionist history agenda.

    Gross.

    Disturbing.

    YUCK.

    Sucks.
     
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    Originally Posted By crazycroc

    I think they should have an EO walk-around character so kids can practice running away from freaks.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    <<Oh Goody! A new rumor for me to run with!>>

    Running with scissors is fun too ya know.
     
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    Originally Posted By Manfried

    Hopefully Disney has something coming to replace this show sooner than later.
     
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    Originally Posted By Anatole69

    If Captain EO attracts transvestites to the park then it is doing a service to people who like short lines for the rides. We should thank the people who brought the movie back, not cast scorn and derision. :p

    - Anatole
     
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    Originally Posted By Anatole69

    Can we get this movie next for the Magic Eye theater? Pretty please. :)

    <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080492/" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080492/</a>

    - Anatole
     
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    Originally Posted By bravebrother

    Even when Eo first came out it was just plain silly and I never understood it's appeal or what was so great about it.
     

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