Originally Posted By RoadTrip I'm sitting here with the TV on in the background while I'm boarding. Martha Stewart is on the tube, and it inspired this question... If you had to choose between Sarah Palin and Martha Stewart for a wild weekend of lovin', who would you choose? Me? No question. Martha Stewart. More money. Better cook. No brood at home. Has changed her hairstyle since college. Next??
Originally Posted By WorldDisney ^^LOL, Roadtrip=King of horndogs . Palin seems waaaay too conservative for me (and I'm not just talking politics here ). Will have to go with Stewart even though she's a good 30+ years older than me lol.
Originally Posted By ecdc >>Palin seems waaaay too conservative for me (and I'm not just talking politics here ).<< Take it from the guy who lives in Utah. Conservative politics or religion does not necessarily equate conservative in other areas. At all. But I don't care if Sarah Palin looked like Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johannsen, or [insert your own hot celebrity here]. That personality is enough to make me go celibate for life. And who knows what diseases Martha Stewart picked up in prison.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>insert your own hot celebrity here<< There's no place on LP for filthy talk like that, ecdc!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Foreplay with Martha Stewart would involve raffia, glue sticks, construction paper, beeswax and pine cones at the hands of a stern taskmaster with an obsessive attention to detail. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Originally Posted By DAR <<But I don't care if Sarah Palin looked like Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johannsen, or [insert your own hot celebrity here]. That personality is enough to make me go celibate for life>> You know ecdc you don't have to talk to her, it could be just a wham bam thank you maam.
Originally Posted By ecdc Problem is, I've already heard her speak. Now, if it was Tina Fey dressed up as Sarah Palin, we'd be onto something fantastic...
Originally Posted By Dabob2 <Foreplay with Martha Stewart would involve raffia, glue sticks, construction paper, beeswax and pine cones at the hands of a stern taskmaster with an obsessive attention to detail.> "You glued the pine cone in the wrong place. That's what a naughty boy does. And naughty boys need to be punished, don't they?" WHY is it that I can totally picture Martha Stewart saying this?
Originally Posted By wonderingalice I'd bust out the leather and rope for Palin... She needs a good "breaking." Yesterday evening I was working in the kitchen with my back to the TV in the adjoining room. Sound wasn't up loud, but I was getting really annoyed by a shrill and harpy voice in the non-stop style of a FoxNews Reporter/Nancy Grace/Greta VonFace-Smashed-With-A-Pan... Turned to look and it was Palin. ACCKK! She's so incredibly annoying!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<I'd bust out the leather and rope for Palin... She needs a good "breaking.">> Well crap... Now you've gone and confused me. Spankins. I'd forgotten about spankins. I bet that big Alaskan babe gives really good ones. I can feel my little tushie getting all red and stinging just THINKING about it. ;-)
Originally Posted By MissCandice What an odd topic this is. Thanks RT, for all these images I SO do not want in my head.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I'm speechless. Again. And what about poor Hillary, RT? I thought you were a big fan of hers.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<What an odd topic this is. Thanks RT, for all these images I SO do not want in my head.>> Sorry. I know I've been naughty. You know what happens to naughty boys.... ;-) LOL
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Hillary... I'd have loved Hillary. But Bill wanted to watch. I'm not in to that. ;-)
Originally Posted By DAR <<Hillary... I'd have loved Hillary. >> And it's at this point where DAR jumps ship.
