Originally Posted By Darkbeer <a href="http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2007/07/30/disneyland-adding-new-lindsays-wild-ride-attraction/" target="_blank">http://datelinehollywood.com/a rchives/2007/07/30/disneyland-adding-new-lindsays-wild-ride-attraction/</a> >>The Walt Disney Company on Sunday unveiled the latest attraction coming to its Disneyland theme park: “Lindsay’s Wild Ride.†The ride will feature animatronic characters and CGI effects simulating a high-speed drunken drive in an SUV from Malibu to Santa Monica with an alcohol- and cocaine-fueled Lohan at the wheel. With the new “California Adventure†park failing to attract big crowds, Disney executives have been looking for ways to attract teenage girls, who are typically the family members most reluctant to visit theme parks, according to company research. Lohan, it turns out, is one of the five most popular celebrities in that audience group. “When we read about Lindsay’s madcap romp in an SUV, we knew we had all the ingredients for a great new attraction,†said Disney Imagineer Louis Duke, who will be designing “Lindsay’s Wild Ride.†“Girls will love to feel like they’re really in the car with their pal Lindsay Lohan, while boys will love the high speed chase with police sirens wailing and paparazzi cameras snapping.â€<< Rest of the story at the link...
Originally Posted By sherrytodd And in the giftshop as you exit the attraction they can sell Disney themed alcohol monitoring anklets!
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Ohh and don't forget the Funnel cakes spinkled with "powedered" sugar they could sell as Linsdays favorite snack and wash it down with her favorite "beverage" wink wink. LOL
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight duh on me.. that was supposed to be a little face with its tongue stickin out.. what a tard I am.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip If Disney took your picture during the ride they could put it in a background that made it look like a mug-shot!! Would it be cool or what trying to make your hair look like Nick Nolte's?
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight *falls of her chair from cracking up* OMG thats GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm gonna go get my egg beater and do my hair right now!
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/nolte1.html" target="_blank">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/m ugshots/nolte1.html</a>
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Lindsay: Fully Loaded Herbie cars might be a nice touch, as well. (And yeah, we are definitely being mean. If she was my daughter, I'd feel so badly.)
