Ode to Michele Bachmann

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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    I just wrote this ode to Mrs. B. I know you can't hear the music, but it's really catchy, poppy... dare I say Beatlesesque?? :) I think SOMEHOW you'll hear the tune (and it's funnier if you do)

    Michele
    One “L”
    Founding fathers dealt with slavery well
    Says Michele

    Michele
    One “L”
    Knows the truth and “facts” can go to hell
    Says Michele

    She loves us, she loves us, she loves us!
    And so she wants to lead
    She’s got the plan we need
    So what if there’s that “science” stuff she can’t understand?

    Michele
    One “L”
    Didn’t ask her spouse and he won’t tell
    Poor Michele

    She needs us, she needs us, she needs us
    She needs to make us see
    Our proud history
    So what if there’s so much of it she can’t understand?

    She loves us!!
    (short bass solo. Come on. You know you’re humming it now)


    She wants us, she wants us, she wants us
    To down a quart or three
    Of kool-aid she calls “tea”
    So what if there’s some basic math she can’t understand?

    Michele
    One “L”
    Medicare can bid a fond farewell
    Says Michele

    And if she wins the White House, that’s a world I won’t understand
    Oh, Michelllllllllle!

    (Shoot, I'll SPLIT the royalties with Sir Paul. I don't ask for much.)
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    Usually when someone attempts one of these things and posts it on the internet, it doesn't come out too good, so I politely don't say anything.

    This isn't one of those times. FANTASTIC job, Dabob! Is there a recording on the horizon?
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    PS - On the stereo version of that Beatles track, all the vocals are on the right speaker, and most of the backing track is on the left.

    Just sayin'.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    <---- STANDING OVATION! That is awesome Dabob!

    You have to record that, just so perfect.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Well I never be able to listen to Michelle again the same way.
     
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    Originally Posted By skinnerbox

    Hats off to you, Dabob. Well done!!
     
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    Originally Posted By ecdc

    This must be recorded! I sense a viral hit on the way!
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    Thanks, ya'll. {blush}

    I'm half tempted to record it, with the extreme 60's stereo separation and everything, just for a giggle.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    >>Well I never be able to listen to Michelle again the same way.<<

    That Powerpuff Girls Beatles episode already ruined it for me, but that was just the one line ...
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    I appreciate what you've done, but you couldn't have done it to the tune of Revolution 1 or Why don't we do it in the road?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>I'm half tempted to record it<<

    Come on, do it!
     
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    Originally Posted By hopemax

    Please, please record it. It would be awesome if a LP World Events person could become the next internet star.
     
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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    You should record it...I absolutely loved that Dabob!!! You should start a series.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Yeah record it, who knows you could be the next Honey Badger. But are you sure you don't want to change the beat? I'd even take a Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    Okay, y'all. I actually did it. Recorded it.

    I was able to listen to the original and replicate the instruments pretty well. Then I sang it... my voice, to put it charitably, may not be in the same league as Sir Paul's (hell, it may not be in the same league as Ringo's) but it got the job done.

    Then I sat down with a friend of mine who's facile at Final Cut Pro, and we came up with some images and made us a video.

    It got accepted by a comedy website (!) and I'm going to post it on YouTube too after I create an account there.

    Links to come!
     
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    Originally Posted By ecdc

    SO FANTASTIC! Can't wait.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    That's awesome! Can't wait!

    What's the online equivalent of "break a leg?" How about: I hope you get a virus!

    Or go viral. Dang interwebs speak.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    LOL!

    Okay, here are the links. Do me a favor and view them both if you would. Identical, but I hope you'll want to watch more than once, and A) I'd like to give this new comedy site a boost for accepting it and b) YouTube is still the standard for what goes viral, so I'd like that hit too.

    Tell your friends! Send the links! Let's make this puppy go viral!

    <a href="http://theruckus.com/videos/an-ode-to-michele-bachmann/" target="_blank">http://theruckus.com/videos/an...achmann/</a>

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gVZsypIKGc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ZsypIKGc</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Excellent stuff.
     
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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    I looked at both for you...You did an awesome job with that!!!
     

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