Originally Posted By StillThePassHolder There's a website, <a href="http://talk.jabberwacky.com/" target="_blank">http://talk.jabberwacky.com/</a>, that enables you to have a conversation with a computer, that is, well, a lot like being in a thread around here. Pasted below is one I just had. I think from now on, whenever I get the urge to respond to some inane post, I'll just go over to this site instead. To wit (nothing was added or deleted, this is exactly how it went): Jabberwacky: Can you speak? User: Yes. I'd like to talk about gay marriage. Jabberwacky: Which hour would you like to talk about? User: Not hours, gay marriage. Are you for or against it? Jabberwacky: I am for it. How about you? User: I am for it as well. Jabberwacky: Why do you like communism. User: I don't. Quit creating a strawman. Jabberwacky: My friend has diseases. User: Is he gay? Jabberwacky: Are you? User: No, I'm not. Is your friend for gay marriage, too? Jabberwacky: Which friend? User: The one with diseases. Jabberwacky: Do you like me? User: As a friend. I'm already married. To a woman. Jabberwacky: Ok. Do you like being one? User: I like being married. That's why I think every person should be able to marry the person they choose. Jabberwacky: Well, I do exist, and you'll just have to accept that. User: I accept that. So we agree, gay marriage is acceptable? Jabberwacky: It's required. User: It should at least be allowed. Jabberwacky: Yes I agree, it should be changed. I should be Princess of Earth. User: Well, that's another topic. Goodbye! Jabberwacky: Yes, They will complete me.
Originally Posted By a goofy guy I tried this too. It was like talking to someone who changes the subject all the time!