Chuck Norris: One Too Many Kicks To The Head

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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Now, I like Chuck Norris. He's great at parties, is a real life bad ass, and as I've mentioned before, a friend of my wife's family as my father in law used to teach advanced martial arts to Norris. I believe I've mentioned that when my FIL could still sit and watch TV, he'd watch Walker, Texas Ranger for hours on end but not be able to say why. Something about the good guy looked familiar, he'd say.

    However, FIL is in a facility now, deteriorating a little bit more every day, and maybe Chuckles should join him. For the Chuckster has recently an opus called "What If Mother Mary Had Obamacare?", where he imagines that if she did, she likely would have aborted Jesus. To wit:

    "Lastly, as we sit on the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary were covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor uninsured teenaged woman were provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind, if only they too would have been as progressive as Washington's wise men and women!"

    There are other gems like this in he article on different topics. Last but not least, at the end of the article is a plug for his next one, which goes like this:

    (Don't miss my Christmas column next week, titled "Away with the manger," about how the feds are whitewashing America's Judeo-Christian heritage via a progressive, politically correct and pro-Muslim platform.)

    You can't make this stuff up. Well, Chuckie can.

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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    My personal theory is that if Mary had had Obamacare she might not have had to have her baby in a barn.
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Touche.
     
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    Originally Posted By skinnerbox

    Back in the mid-eighties, I used to frequent a sushi bar in Tustin that Chuck Norris also enjoyed on a regular basis. One night while sitting at the bar, Chuck and his date du jour came in and sat down about two seats down from me. All the chefs knew him and vice versa, and he was quite friendly with everyone sitting nearby. In fact, he bought everyone at the bar a round of sake when he ordered his drinks. He was a very down-to-earth kind of guy, and seemed to get along with just about everyone.

    When I hear the crap coming out of his mouth now, I can't believe it's the same person. Maybe it's years of concussions, or years of living in Orange County. I just don't know. But it's really disgusting.
     
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    Originally Posted By fkurucz

    I seem to recall that when Gabriel came to announce to Mary that she would bear Jesus that she accepted her role of her own free will.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Note to Chuck: It generally isn't liberals who ridicule, persecute and ostracize a single mom.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>The big question and bottom line, as Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, asked, is: "Why should people of conscience be forced to participate in any aspect of abortion?"<<

    Why should people of conscience be forced to help fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, or capital punishment, just because those things have been wrapped in the flag so long?
     
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    Originally Posted By plpeters70

    <<Why should people of conscience be forced to help fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, or capital punishment>>

    Exactly! Why don't we ever hear the conservatives complaining about the government spending money killing people who live outside the womb? It seems the only thing they can get worked up over is spending money on abortion (and gays)!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>It seems the only thing they can get worked up over is spending money on abortion (and gays)!!<<

    And the "War on Christmas". 9_9
     

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