Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter To the fine citizens of LP: You are hereby notified that a sentencing hearing for TALL Disney Guy (hereafter referenced as TDG) for crimes against the people of LP by failure to comply with his own rule in the Thread of Complete Randomness will be held shortly. At a time to be determined by this court. Based on amount of participation by LPers and any urgent personal needs of Judge Glitter, like, say, getting tired and needing to go to bed. Or just getting bored with the whole thing and moving on. Ahem. The court will now hear suggested penalties for the aforementioned crime.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Ms. 22, please approach the bench. Life what? In prison? On It's A Small World? Listening to putdowns by TDLFAN? Be specific, please, Counselor.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Well, although I think both of those punishments might actually fall under the "cruel and unusual" category, I shall keep them under advisement. Any other suggestions?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Wow. Tough crowd tonight. Any minute now I expect to hear suggestions including spiders and turtlenecks.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Your Honor, if I might suggest the followig punishment: 1 week solid (except for potty and meal breaks, of course - we're not totally without sympathy) in the Fantasyland Institute of Terror (aka It's a Small World).
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Wow...so you really find out who your "friends" are in a courtroom... May I remind you, O "Judge Glitter", that I work hard to ensure that I include a random in any response I may give in that thread? There are other culprits who shall remain nameless (see what a good decent guy I am?) who *truly* committ this crime, but I try to always end with a random on those *chance* posts that I type a response to something. And LOL@fodd (but *ouch* thinkin' 'bout muh poor toesies)
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <---makes his way back to leave the courtroom so no injustice is done
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<There are other culprits who shall remain nameless (see what a good decent guy I am?) who *truly* committ this crime>> Geeee, wonder who you might be referring to? And here I was juuuuust about to step in here and defend you. Man, you think you know a guy and then he hangs you out to dry. Some friend you are. You never call, you never write and now this. In a courtroom no less. Jeez. I'm done. I'm leaving.
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Judge Glitter: May I plead for leniency for TDG? Although he often posts responses to other posts in the Random thread, he does include a random thought at the end of most of his posts. May I suggest that he be sentenced to a week without posting in the Random thread?
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy *Thank* you Deogges Mom. Hey wait a minute, you don't need to suggest *any* sentence!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Oh sure, DM. Go ahead and defend him after he accuses *me* with his oh-so-not-so-subtle innuendos. Some friend you are. You go on... The List! (you have to say this in your best Soup Nazi voice or it doesn't come off right.) If Tall weren't allowed to post in a that thread for 48 hours it would kill his very sould. A week. Some leniency. Love Ya Deogges Mom Mean It.
