Originally Posted By alexbook The outgoing president usually leaves a private note in his desk for the incoming president to find. I'm imagining it might run something like this: "Dear Barry, Get yourself a ranch: you'll want someplace to escape to. Be grateful your daughters are too young to get into trouble. And remember that the microphones are always on. Watch out for flying shoes! George"
Originally Posted By LadyKluck LOL! "Barry" - I like it! Hmmm....I was thinking more of something about the handle on the bathroom door sticks sometimes and to just give it a quick half turn to the right and it will unstick.
Originally Posted By WorldDisney "Watch out for Senator Harry Reid when he comes to the White House for a meeting--he takes things."
Originally Posted By LadyKluck ROFLMAO! I can just picture the post-it notes all over the oval office!
Originally Posted By alexbook >>LOL! "Barry" - I like it!<< Well, you know how President Bush likes giving people nicknames. (Remember "Browny"?)
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I believe I read somewhere that Barry is the name he went by in college. "Welcome to being the new decider, now plan your stratergery carefully."
Originally Posted By alexbook On "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" this week, the panelists were asked about this. P. J. O'Rourke said the note contained directions to a secret compartment containing the Presidential stash of Maui Wowie. Kyrie O'Connor said it contained the final score of next week's Superbowl, and the news that next year, Obama will get to pick the winner. Tom Bodett suggested: "Look up. 89 of those pencils are mine. I beat Clinton by 18. Go for it."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Look up. 89 of those pencils are mine. I beat Clinton by 18. Go for it."<< LOL!
Originally Posted By markymouse B-Rock - The nuclear codes - LBJ lost them in a poker match. Since then we've all been faking it. But the brief case is a good place for an emergency stash. Clinton kept twinkies in there but I prefer your Hostess Ding Dong. Don't let Al Gore anywhere near the White House. Don't think for a second he's given up. And that big round carpet in front of the desk. Don't move it. Ever. It covers something the housekeepers call "The Clinton Legacy".
