Originally Posted By friendofdd A CLASSIC REVISITED The Ideal Woman What every man expects........... She will always be beautiful and cheerful. She could marry a movie star but she wants only him. She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops. Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm. She will never be sick, just allergic to jewellry and fur coats. She will insist that moving the furniture is good for her figure. She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning, fixing the car, painting and keeping quiet. Her hobbies will be mowing the lawn and washing dishes. She will hate credit cards. Her favourite expression will be "What can I do for you dear?". She will think you are a genius and look like her favourite movie star. She will ask you to go out with the boys so she can get some housework done. She will love you because you are so sexy. ...........but what he actually gets She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts of up to 180. She was once a model, for a totem pole. She is a light eater, once it is light she starts eating. Where there is smoke, she is cooking. She lets you know you have only two faults, everything you say and everything you do. No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory. If you get lost, open your wallet and she will soon find you.
