Originally Posted By willthisbetheone I took this from another website and refined it in my own way. ----------- A priest, a rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a Muslim cleric, 2 nuns, a boy, his dog, a Dutchman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, George W. Bush, John Kerry, Barack Obama, John McCain, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Ron Jeremy are riding in a double-decker bus when a cop pulls them over. The cop says "I'll have to ask all of you to step out of the vehicle". In unison, they ask "Why?". The cop says, "Because you've exceeded the character limit for a tasteless joke". ------------ Sincerely, John Kilduff
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL Amusing, wtbto, but don't wait for responses. LPers like to make we who post hilarious jokes think they are not funny and withhold comments/laughter.
Originally Posted By Ursula Okay, I'm game. Here is my favorite: A rabbi, a Priest, and a piece of string walk into a bar. The barkeep says, "What is this, a joke?"
