Originally Posted By NJFIREGUY Please List your signs of the Disney Apocalypse 1.) Haunted Mansion goes down For Rehab to Include an Eddie Murphy Animatronic 2.) They Install Fast Pass For Dumbo 3.) They allow Bums to Play one String guitars and beg for money at the boardwalk (to make it more like atlantic city) 4.) Disney Purchases the Rights to "Dora the Explorer" and Immidiately begins Rehabing El Rio Di Timepo 5.) Disney announces "Wed Wey People Mover: The Movie" 6.) DTD Opens a Jasmine Themed Strip Club Called "unveiled" 7.) You Win and "Exclusive Private VIP tour of Walt Disney World. Only to find out the guide you will spend your whole trip with is "STACY" and shes been drinking Espresso! 8.) Raven Simone on Celebrity Fit Club 9.) They are selling "Stitch Nacho Burp spray" in the gift shop 10.) you shell out 20 bucks for "Stitch Nacho Burp Spray" 11.) you actually bought " A Cheetalicious Christmas" after see the Cheeta girls on the Chrsitmas Parade 12.) They Take Down an E Ticket and put up a Playground (oops too late) (see 20k) Ok your turn
Originally Posted By RSN1616 This is pretty funny lol. 1. Disney annouces Iraq as the newest country to World Showcase. (at least the fireworks will be better, LMAO) 2. Gigli gets added to the Great Movie Ride 3. Disney finds a reason to celebrate it's 36th anniversary. 4. Epcot closes another Future World pavilion. 5. Disney replaces Ellen Degeneres with Paris Hilton for Universe of Energy. 6. Fast Pass is installed for the monorail. 7. Every line from every audio animatronic from every attraction is translated into Spanish. 8. Animal Kingdom's "Nahtazu" phrase is still it's phrase. That's all I got for now lol.
Originally Posted By brotherdave 1. The popularity of the Captain Jack Sparrow figure in Pirates of the Caribbean leads to him being added to other attractions as well, including It's a Small World, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Spaceship Earth, Kilamanjaro Safaris, and Playhouse Disney - Live on Stage! 2. The unexpected popularity of the "B" version of the Yeti (strobe lights and no motion) leads Imagineers to create this same effect on all major animatronic characters from the Haunted Mansion to The Great Movie Ride to even the American Adventure! 3. FastPass is added to the entrance of ALL restrooms!
Originally Posted By BlazesOfFire <<1. The popularity of the Captain Jack Sparrow figure in Pirates of the Caribbean leads to him being added to other attractions as well, including It's a Small World, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Spaceship Earth, Kilamanjaro Safaris, and Playhouse Disney - Live on Stage!>> Mmmm i think i like that idea. i might go see playhouse disney after that lol
Originally Posted By mrichmondj Disney's Guantanamo Bay Resort welcomes its first detainees, er . . . guests.
