Originally Posted By jonvn Why can't the government just leave people alone who are not huring anyone? <a href="http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2" target="_blank">http://www.fox19.com/Global/st ory.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2</a>
Originally Posted By imadisneygal Maybe he should have taken the picnic table inside his home for privacy.
Originally Posted By jdub Hmm-- 4 times in an hour & a half-- NOT BAD for a middle-aged guy! And it could have been worse-- at least he didn't try to seduce the BBQ pit!
Originally Posted By BeautysBeast Is it possible to seduce something so wooden as...(insert joke here).
Originally Posted By jdub You know, I'm considering the mechanics of this whole thing, & I'm actually really quite surprised more GOLFERS don't get arrested--!
Originally Posted By BeautysBeast if the picnic table was made less then 17 years ago id guess it was Woody Allen's..
Originally Posted By Bob Benchley Anyone ever really look at the size of an umbrella opening on one of those tables. Pretty dinky. Anyway, the guy should be locked up simply for being a freak.
Originally Posted By Bob Benchley Yes, it is a good answer, thank you. Anyone with kids who walks out on to his patio in broad daylight and does what he did needs to be institutionalized. Or sent to a topless beach somewhere.
Originally Posted By Mr X Whether or not he has kids is irrelevant. Whatever some adult wants to do to get his freak on, in his own home, is nobodys business in a free country. NOW...the other issue is whether he did this as an exhibitionist or not. Was his patio exposed to the outside world? Did he do it in the hopes that others would watch? If so, different story. The whole "he lives near a school" thing, though, I think is only relevant, once again, if his place was visible to the school AND HE KNEW ABOUT IT. Otherwise, private property, he should do whatever the heck he wants to. It's a tough call, really. As Jon said, "there are too many laws". And no Bob, it's not "a good answer", and you're not welcome. You can't just make up laws to put all the freaks in jail. Well, you can. It's called Iran. Want to live there? Otherwise, we live in a free country and if someone wants to go outside in his/her own backyard and masturbate it really is nobody's business.
Originally Posted By Bob Benchley Did you read the story? Somebody taped him. So yes, he could be seen. And the fact this freak has kids is entirely relevant. Think about it. Did he lock himself in a bathroom with a Playboy? Shut the door to a room in his house with his internet porn? Heck, did he engage an outcall escort? No, this whacko went outside FOUR TIMES to get jiggy with a PATIO TABLE! A PATIO TABLE! There are warning signs and cries for help all over this episode.
