Originally Posted By bloona HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?) WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED ? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid) And the #1 Favorite is ... HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever)
Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo I like this one I think you mailed it too me a while back but still made me smile when I read it again.
Originally Posted By bloona I did Sarah, I mailed it to chickie too and she just suggested I put it on here, its fab isnt it? Glad you liked it.
Originally Posted By tiggerdis_ I got this email the other day, I thought was cute too: A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! The first line is the part of the proverb they were given, and the second line is their response. 1.Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3.It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4.Never underestimate the power of termites. 5.You can lead a horse to water but How? 6.Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7.No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9.You can't teach an old dog new Math 10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12.The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13.An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15.Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is not much. 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you. And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than Pregnant
Originally Posted By FerretAfros ...wow. Some of those are great! I can't imagine talking to those kids. It would be awsome. They seem to know so much (like #18), but then still keep everything fresh.
