Originally Posted By friendofdd My wife and I have the secret to making marriage last. ‘Twice a week we go to nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Friday. We sleep in separate beds; hers in Sydney mine in Melbourne. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked her where she wanted to got for our anniversary, “Somewhere I haven't been for a long time†she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, an electric toaster and an electric bread-maker. When she said that she had too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair. Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know that her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months – I don't like to interrupt her. The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked “What’s on the TV? I said “Dustâ€. In the beginning; God created the earth and rested. Then, God created man and rested. Then God created woman. And since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka <<I asked her where she wanted to got for our anniversary, “Somewhere I haven't been for a long time†she said. So I suggested the kitchen. >> HAHA!
Originally Posted By Stacers76 >>The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked “What’s on the TV? I said “Dustâ€. << Sounds like my house!
Originally Posted By SFH "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for TWO YEARS!" -Sam Kinison (Go ahead an YouTube some of his stuff on marriage.) Seriously, I'm very happy with my wife. I refused to get married unless I found the right woman for me. I had an extensive profile of her, and thought she didn't exist. She did. I would advise everyone NOT to get married (and/or have kids) unless they can somehow demonstrate objectively that they should be married and not unmarried, and that this person is the right person for them. I've even come up with a series of questions I'll advise my kids to ask themselves about a relationship before they think about marriage. Maybe I'll dig that up and post it. SFH
