Originally Posted By Ursula Gosh, we've had so many trolls lately, I've just simply been inspired! I will send a half-eaten bag of Peanut M&M's to the poster who can come up with the best troll-ish post. Here's my entry: (as posted by neveragain) Hi, i just got back from Disneyworld in Anaheim. I am steaming mad. The materhorn employee insisted that I not use a seatbelt because I wanted to take my toddler on the ride. Well, my toddler fell out and when I complained at the hotel, they refused to refund any money for my stay. I have pictures to prove it. STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Ursula (just so you know, I made that up) If there is a real poster named neveragain who previously wrote that exact thing I will eat my hat.
Originally Posted By Ursula (no, I wasn't very clear was I? Please make up a post and a fake name to go with it and I'll send you the half-eaten bag of Peanut M&M's.)
Originally Posted By mele Ursula, clearly you are a moron and your toddler is even stupider than you are. I bet you pushed your kid out just because you wanted to sue Disney. I bet you're fat and that you're a single, lesbian mom. The lesbians are choosing to ruin the world with their evil sickness.
Originally Posted By mele (Oh, ick, I feel like I should take a shower after writing that. How do the trolls do it?)
Originally Posted By Ursula Jim, if I finish the bag I swear I'll eat half of another bag to make the rpize.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA During my last visit, I jumped out of my boat on 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and stole some of the treasure in that grotto scene. When I returned to the dock, the Cast Members were totally laughing at me. In fact, one gave me a merchandise bag so I could carry it out of the attraction. I sold it on Ebay for $10,000 and plan to go back to Disneyland and do it all again.
Originally Posted By Kira ROFL! <<<<Gosh, we've had so many trolls lately>>>> I was thinking the same thing as I read the post in WDW Gen. about "EE's lap bar OPENING" by guniea pig. My favorite troll so far has been, well it's so hard to choose so I won't specifically point it out (and out of fear that these troll's might come hunt me down). Sometime's I wonder how these "Troll's" find us and how many of them are really LP'ers just up to get all of us riled up for a laugh..... *looks around the room filled with axe murderers with supicious eyes* ^_-
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA Recently, while at Disneyland, an undercover security guard accused me of stealing. I told him he was wrong, and he forcibly pulled me backstage where I was given a full cavity search. Humiliated and filled with shame, I was drugged, and then dumped onto the 2nd level of the Omnibus. I woke up 2 hours later, in a puddle of my own sick. I went to City Hall to complain, but they all laughed at me.
Originally Posted By trekkeruss i am the cast memebr that was working that day, becuase I wasn't able to get into the mickey mouse costume that day sinse the air cooler insdie the 70 pound head broke down. anyway, i told her not to bother using the seat belt sinse her baby was like 6feet tall and weighted about 500 pound. the belt wouldn't go around his stomack.
Originally Posted By trekkeruss trekkeruss, do i know you? i work on the madderhorn too. is your managers name jill?
Originally Posted By Ursula LOL!! Jim wants some peanut M&M's! We shall call post # 15 as written by "Cavity Man" and Post # 13 as, uhm, "Tr3a$ur3r Hunt3r1."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan One time I was at Disneyland and a cast member told me that the turkey legs are not turkey legs at all but are in fact dogs legs yes that TRUE 100% dogs legs that get shipped in from another country that eats dogs so it is no big thing there. Don't believe me if you don't want to but its just a FACT as the cast member told me plus I had a friend that works there. She has a dog so she was grossed out 100% when she found out and she quit and got a job at macdonalds instead and guess what. The hamburgers there come from kangaroos. They eat kangaroos in other countries so its no big deal there.
