Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Now, lissen here -- I'm formin' a posse right here at the Laughing Place corral. In order to join this posse, you gotta answer the questions on this here form. The posse is open to men and women folk. Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Name of horse: Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Color/style of hat: Distinctive marks: Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Cowboy catch phrase: One thing ya cain't stand: Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer?
Originally Posted By LVBelle Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Bawdy Belle Horse: own Name of horse: Speedy Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): cussin' for sure Color/style of hat: pink ten gallon hat Distinctive marks: a heap of freckles Facial hair: NA Cowboy catch phrase: Can't repeat it here (see special skills above) One thing ya cain't stand: lily-livered cowards Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? not yet
Originally Posted By friendofdd Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Gabby Horse: own/RENT/allergic (check one) Name of horse: Roy Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Slippin' on horse slobber Color/style of hat: blue DD ballcap. Fraid a stetson would make me look like a truck driver. Distinctive marks: large ears Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA NA Cowboy catch phrase: "Hey Pard, 'tsup" One thing ya cain't stand: Wet toilet paper Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Wanted in Colorado for being a Californian.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Two-Step Tiggirl Horse: I ride a stubborn mule... I need an upgrade Name of horse: Chico Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Spittin' and Cookin'... sometimes I spit into what I'm cookin' Color/style of hat: cream colored cowboy hat with a teal feather Distinctive marks: big green eyes Facial hair: I keep my mustache in check... Cowboy catch phrase: Well if that don't beat the dust of a trusty trail mule! One thing ya cain't stand: Bland food. Bring me them dang peppers and spices! Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Why? Have you seen a 'Wanted" poster up of me anywhere? If you have I'm sure its a lie.
Originally Posted By oneyepete The name is ...... Rango Own a stick horse Godzilla Exterminator Black 10 gallon Googly eyes Full beard "Do you feel lucky, well do you punk?" Saddle sores Utah - cause that's where my sweetheart lives.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Deadeye Deb Horse: own/rent/allergic: allergic Name of horse: Ironhide, he's the handomest truck on the range Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Cussin' I may look like a lady but I sure as *bleeeeeeeeeep* don't talk like one. Color/style of hat: black and flat, like the one James West wears Distinctive marks: there's a stripe of white in my purty brown hair Facial hair: There's a couple of pesky chin stragglers, but I'm mighty handy with a pair of tweezers and I keep them rasin frasin suckers wrangled Cowboy catch phrase: Hey cowboy, why don't you come up and see me sometime? One thing ya cain't stand: someone standing between me an' my beer Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Utah, I got a time trial I'm supposed to attend this month
Originally Posted By amazedncal2 Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Naggin Nan Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) borrowed, read into that what you will Name of horse: Skippy Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): naggin....see first question Color/style of hat: Indiana Jones meets Lady Gaga Distinctive marks: Mickey Mouse shaped birthmark on right ankle Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Nair Cowboy catch phrase: Yippee Skippy One thing ya cain't stand: Varmints except for Mickey Mouse Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer Keepin company with known Lpers
Originally Posted By MissCandice Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Can-Can Candice Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one)rent to own. Name of horse: Grover Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): dancin' in the poolhall, drinkin' young cowboys under the table. Color/style of hat: beanie (the one with a propeller on top) Distinctive marks: birthmark in the shape of Florida on my hindquarters. Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: beautifully shaped eyebrows. Cowboy catch phrase: Whew my doggies hurt! One thing ya cain't stand: black licorice. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? I'm wanted, on a steel horse I ride. I wanted dead or aliiiiiiiive.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Cowboy/Cowgirl name: RED Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) OWN Name of horse: BULLSEYE (and that's an HOMAGE, dagnabbit!) Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): ANALYZIN' Color/style of hat: BIG OLD STRAW ONE WITH A BROAD BRIM (And it is NOT a fashion statement, dagnabbit!) Distinctive marks: RED BEARD Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA WHAT DID I JEST SAY, DAGNABBIT!?! Cowboy catch phrase: UH, DAGNABBIT...? One thing ya cain't stand: WHEN ALL THE OTHER COWBOYS ARE PITCHIN' THEIR TENTS FER THE NIGHT AND MAKIN' UP THEIR CAMPFIRES AND GETTIN' THE HORSES CORRALLED AND THEY LEAVE THEIR DANG DIRTY CLOTHES ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WON'T PICK 'EM UP WHEN I POLITELY MENTION IT. I just hate that. Dagnabbit. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? ALL FIFTY. I"M JEST THAT POPULAR!
Originally Posted By Ursula Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Irritated Ursula Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Own Name of horse: The Black Pearl Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Yes Color/style of hat: 25 Gallon Distinctive marks: I got an A+ in English Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA None, but I do have a fancy beauty mark. Cowboy catch phrase: You can't get something for nothing. One thing ya cain't stand: Sitting Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Well, I keep getting emails from the Station Casino, so let's say Nevada. For, uhm, financial issues.
Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Shotzee Yahtzee Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one): Lease with option to buy Name of horse: Humpty Dumpty Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Shootin' my cussin' (He was askin' fer it) Color/style of hat: A raspberry beret (Last varmint who commented on my hat was my cussin') Distinctive marks: My utter genericness Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: NA Cowboy catch phrase: Shoot low sheriff, he's ridin' a shetland! One thing ya cain't stand: Pandas. Dang pretentious stuck up snobby pandas. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? See special skills
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Cowgirl name: Hatbox Haley Horse: He's mine. I won him in a poker game and I still claim that there were only 4 aces in that deck. Name of horse: Cyanide Special skills: Disposin' of those who need disposin' of. Color/style of hat: I don't need no stinkin' hat...I'm El Naturaaaaallll. Distinctive marks: the notchmarks on my cheek from each kill. Facial hair: None today. Cowboy catch phrase: Rigamortis or not, you'll still fit in my box. One thing ya cain't stand: People who butt into business they don't belong...I have a special axe for that! Are ya wanted in any states? Yep, state of shock, state of mind and state of fear.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Why, this here's shapin' up inta a right smart lookin' posse. I'd be proud to ride with all of ya -- so far. Here's my crudentials: Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Whiskers McWhiskey Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one): It's complicated Name of horse: Sarsaparilla Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Extensive knowludge 'bout critters & varmints Color/style of hat: 10.6 gallon hat Distinctive marks: Eyepatch, scar across right cheek, bullet wounds in left shoulder, tattoo of Hello Kitty on inner thigh (what, you ain't never been drunk in yer life???), busted nose, pock marks, long stringy hair (in nose), rattlesnake bite marks in various extremities (if'n ya wants ta see 'em, jes ask), trick knee, warts, itchy trigger finger and a very short fuse. (I mean a right bad temper, ya dirty-minded prairie dog!) Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: Handlebar moustache, five o'clock shadow, wild, untamed eyebrows. Cowboy catch phrase: Yeeee haw boy howdy kai yippe yow giddyap wheeee geeehosaphat! (I'm workin' on shortenin' it) One thing ya cain't stand: Preachers. Cactus. Cheats. City slickers. Croissants. Not necessarily in that there order. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Wanted in Missouri by some company. Because Missouri loves company! Haaaar! Haaaar! haaaw! You ain't laffin' mister. Don't make me come over there'n make you laugh.
Originally Posted By DDMAN26 Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Lazy eyed DDMAN Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one)I take em from the men I steal from. Name of horse: I call them all Shooter 1 Shooter 2 etc. Shooter 24 was my favorite though Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Drinkin' shootin' and lovin' the ladies. Color/style of hat:Black hat that holds 500 shots of wiskey Distinctive marks: Got a map of the Rio Grande shaved into my back Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: Fu-Manchu with a five o'clock shadow Cowboy catch phrase:You ain't been looked at by Lazy Eye until he gets both eyes on ya One thing ya cain't stand: Any man who offers me a slice of cheesecake Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Wanted from the Argentinny to the Rio Grandee for courtin' every sherriff's wife or daughter, or wife and daughter as the case was down New Mexico way.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Lasso Lisa Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one): V8 Gray Appaloosa with Turbo Charger. Name of horse: TwentyTwo Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Cussin' a give in, I'm a rope whisperer. I can lasso the moon! Color/style of hat: Orange and Black Stetson. Distinctive marks: My utter genericness Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: I'm Spanish, where don't I have hair?! Cowboy catch phrase: Yippie Kay Ay Mutha ... you know the rest. One thing ya cain't stand: Slow Pokes, I ain't got all night. ;> Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? JoJah! Bragged a bit too much about the Gold Rush Country fer their likin'.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Distinctive marks: My eyebrow! Sorry I missed that one lasso'ing a keyboard.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Dawn? Now what kinda cottonpickin name is that?? Named after the sunrise and all. Be'd better off with a name like Dewdrop I'm a bettin'!!
Originally Posted By TheParsec Cowboy/Cowgirl name - Fast Draw Freddy Horse Own/rent/allergic - own, since it was a pony Name of horse - Lucky Special skills - fast draw, great poker player Color/Style of hat - Black with an eagle feather stuck on top. Distinctive marks- a horseshoe Brand on my right arm. Facial hair- clean shave. Cowboy catch phrase- havin fun yet? One thing ya can't stand- card cheaters Are ya wanted in any states- at least 1 town in all states.
