Originally Posted By friendofdd Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? A. Because every buck is dear to him. Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Cringle. Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas? A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L) Q. What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A. It was already wound up.
