The last day of October

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Trolls are always goblin their food too quickly.
    Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them it's bad for their elf.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm?
    He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.
     
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    Originally Posted By kmsandrbs

    Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
    They're too wrapped up in themselves...
     
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    Originally Posted By kmsandrbs

    Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
    Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
     
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    Originally Posted By kmsandrbs

    What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
    Mas-scare-a.
     
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    Originally Posted By kmsandrbs

    What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It's a pain in the neck.
     
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