What Did Your Secret Santa Buy You?

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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    >>This year your Secret Santa bought you:
    Tickets To See Elvis In Concert<<

    <a href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/secret_santa.php" target="_blank">http://www.jokesunlimited.com/
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Tickets to see Elvis in concert! Woohooo!

    Heyyyyy.... wait a minute.


    ;p
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    A Smelly Cheese Sandwich


    Well, that's not very nice.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    A Pie In The Face


    Bad Santa! Baaaaad Santa!
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Heyyyyy - Is this a quiz that avromark put together? It has the distinct mark of his quirky sense of humor! ;p
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    30 Acres of Arctic Tundra

    My sense of humour is considerably different in person, this is just my LP persona :p
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    Woo Hoo! I got the whole country of Australia!
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    Your Own Daytime Talk Show

    Woot! Move over Oprah!
     
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    Originally Posted By tiggerdis_

    Hey, I knew I had it in me, how else could I get these unless I was
    a) blonde
    b) had a chest of at least 38 DD
    c) a waist of 21
    d) was a knockout
    and e)had legs up to my chin!




    I got


    Hugh Hefners Slippers
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    A Chocolate Teapot

    Cool... I've always wanted one!
     
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    Originally Posted By Travaria

    My Secret Santa bought me the Death Star. Just so you know I will begin conquering the universe in the morning.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    Hugh Hefners Slippers

    Aye yi yi!
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    A lump of coal. Thanks Santa :p
     
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    Originally Posted By Bashvaria

    >>My Secret Santa bought me the Death Star. Just so you know I will begin conquering the universe in the morning.<<

    It's a good thing you're a flying ace.
     
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    Originally Posted By jdub

    There should be more options to recognize the various holidays we celebrate.

    Could I, by chance, get a Secret Schlomo?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Hugh Hefner's Slippers


    Okay, these holiday quizzes are giving me a complex.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    *sniff* *sniff*

    Is that... is that pumpkin I smell?

    ;p
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    I'd suggest you not be on that Death Star in, oh say, 2 hours from now!
     
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    Originally Posted By mickeymeg

    Your own Daytime talk show !

    sounds like fun to me =)
     
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    Originally Posted By Deogges Mom

    This year your Secret Santa bought you :

    A Posted Dated $1 Million Cheque $1 Million For 3001

    That should be worth 2 cents when I can cash it.
     

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