Originally Posted By threeundertwo Q: How many women with hormone dysfunction does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!! I'm sorry. What was the question?
Originally Posted By Ursula (okay, so I changed a lightbulb last weekend and the wrapper is still on the sink under the new bulb). But I put the chair back on Tuesday.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 I am reminded of reading, relatively recently, some biological-anthropology essays in which the authors argued that the presence of homosexuality in human cultures is an evolutionarily adaptive mechanism. Hmmmmm... I'm not sure about the benefit to societies as a whole, but this thread's opening post certainly leads me to believe there are definite benefits to the individual gay men.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 Isn't it romantic with some of the lights burned out ? That's the only reason that I didn't replace them. Yah , thats it romantic,Yah.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer I think 2/3 has been talking with Tinkeroon. It's not fair when the women gang up on you, besides most women tend to put the toilet paper roll on backwards.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x I never understood the whole "which way dos the toilet paper go" theory... I put it with the flap in the back, only because I have a child who likes to play and make messes for mommy. But otherwise, I really couldn't care less which way it goes. LOL
Originally Posted By JazzCat ^^^^Not so fast there buddyboy! I put it with the flap over, but then, my kitties don't play with the toilet paper.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Jazzcat, I said, "Most". not "all". My kitties used to play with the TP too. It didn't matter to them which direction it hung. TP is actually a small issue. Tinkeroon and I frequently have "discussions" on the proper way to load the dishwasher. (bear in mind that I do the dishes about 99% of the time)
Originally Posted By rhodri Hi guys,Where as I do not post often, I feel that I must weigh in on this matter. I agree with Shiva completly, not because he is my clone, but because he knows whereof he speaks. The paper hangs in the front so that you do not bash your knuckles on the cabinet or wall! As to the dishwasher issue, if you are a male of our species, you must load it improperly, otherwise you would be expected to do so all the time. I, luckily am totally unable to operate a vacuum cleaner or one of those toilet bowl scrubber thingies.
Originally Posted By Tinkeroon <<As to the dishwasher issue, if you are a male of our species, you must load it improperly, otherwise you would be expected to do so all the time.>> Au contraire mon frere (sp)...DH has to be so perfect about it that it takes absolutely F O R E V E R to do and then complains about how long it takes to do the dishes to the point where I just want to go in and do it myself and get it over with! Not that I'm complaining myself, mind you. I do love that man o' mine.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Okay. It's not enough for the dishes to just fit in the dishwasher, they have to have room for water to flow between them and have a certain balance in the way they look. I think I'm going to write a manual called "Feng Shui and Your Dishwasher". DW should know me well enough, after 37 years, to know that I would find something else to whine about it wasn't dish washing duties.
Originally Posted By friendofdd I really love to do the dishwasher thing, but DW won't let me. The last time we discussed it, she said something like "That was some of our best china... (sigh) again".
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 LOL, friendofdd! And... (DW doesn't read LP, does she?)... GOOD JOB! Now if there were only a way you could credibly get out of "oil-change" duty...
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Now I'm confused. How often are you supposed to change the oil in your dishwasher? Do you use 5-30 weight, Mazola, Crisco or extra virgin olive oil?
