Originally Posted By chickendumpling Yes, that's right, "Stadium Pal!" Their slogan? "When you gotta go, but you wanna stay." Let my good friend David Sedaris explain, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdymtyXt8Y&mode=related&search=" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =YBdymtyXt8Y&mode=related&search=</a>
Originally Posted By alexbook >>Wow, Amy hasn't aged well. Oh, wait. That's *David*. Oops. ;-p<< And here I thought it was Kevin Spacey taking to stand-up comedy.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<Back in the day we just discretely peed into an empty beer cup...>> Yeah, those were the days. LOL. The Stadium Pal comes with a measuring guide (<a href="http://www.biorelief.com/images/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf" target="_blank">http://www.biorelief.com/image s/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf</a>) but the ol'standby much cheaper empty beer cup was one size fits all!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Guess I crossed the line with the measuring guide since I appear to have killed my own topic! LOL! Sorry if I offended anyone.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 LOL! Clearly, the Mentor people want to offend as few as possible. Given their scale, I'm surprised they used "small" as the title for the fifth category. Anyhow, I kid you not, but... Three guys I know have KILLER season tickets for Detroit Lions games. In the "100's" section -- LOW ROW! You can't BUY these seats!!! But every gameday, they use their tickets to get into the stadium, and then they hoof it up to third level, which is much more casual: walkways; observation areas; vendors. They watch the game while leaning over a guard rail on the third level. The reason? Their seats in the 100 level are too far from the concessions -- and the bathrooms. They wanna drink beer -- and they gotta pee. No sense wasting time walking all the way to the vendors and the can. On the third level observation area, both are close.
