What book would you swear (or affirm) on?

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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    If someone is elected, say, to Congress, they generally take the oath (or affirmation) of office with their right hand raised and their left hand on a book. Usually the book is a Bible, open to a favorite passage, but it doesn't have to be.

    I'm thinking I might pick "The Grapes of Wrath."
     
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    Originally Posted By trekkeruss

    The United Federation Of Planets Consititution.

    :p
     
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    Originally Posted By wahooskipper

    I think we should swear-in on our TV Guides. It seems to be the most important document to Americans.

    "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...at the risk of losing your 70" HDTV with TIVO?"
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    I'm with Trekkeruss on this one - UFPC! IDIC my friends
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    The latest Birnbaum's.

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    I say my PDA.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    I would have to say I would prefer the U. S. Constitution, with the UFP Constitution second.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    After much consideration probably the Bible or the Hobbitt.
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    Either my favorite cookbook or The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Dang you gaydsnywitch, you beat me to it. I was gonna say "One of C.S. Lewis's 'Chronicles of Narnia' ".

    I still say it, I just couldn't say it first, lol.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    I'd swear on my Laptop. JK! It's the Bible for me.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    You should go with "Hop on Pop" :)
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    LOL!

    Since we're in playpen, I'm gonna go with... The LP Cookbook.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Oh, wait! No! I'll go with The Men of LP calendar <insert cool trademark thingy that I don't know how to make here>
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    LP Cookbook © 2005 LadyKluck
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<Oh, wait! No! I'll go with The Men of LP calendar <insert cool trademark thingy that I don't know how to make here>>>

    Chickendumpling, I've posted with the Men of LP, I've known the Men of LP, some Men of LP are friends of mine.

    Chickendumpling, you don't want to see a Men of LP calendar.

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    :D

    Now there's a hall of famer post for ya! LOL.
     
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