Originally Posted By friendofdd The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" ask The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
Originally Posted By disneydad109 the lone ranger and his faithful indian sidekick Tonyo are surrounded by thousands of hostile apache. The lone ranger turns to Tonto and says "this looks like the end for ue ,old friend. Tonto looks at the lone ranger and says"what you mean us ,white man ?
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL, dd109. That is the first Lone Ranger joke I ever heard and it has been a favorite of mine for over 60 years.
