Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer For those of you who have been reading the "My PAP expires today(" thread over in Disney General. <a href="http://mb.laughingplace.com/MsgBoard-T-97717-P-1.asp" target="_blank">http://mb.laughingplace.com/Ms...-P-1.asp</a> iamsally has decided to sever the quadruple helix and Tinkeroon and I are being left at the turnstiles. Ideally were hoping to find another set of clones that: 1. Are close to our age and lack of height. 2. Live somewhere between Santa Nella and Sacramento. 3. Be willing to make bi-monthly pilgrimages to DL. 4. Be willing to ride each and every attraction in both parks and watch all shows, parades and the fireworks. 5. Enjoy DL in the rain. 6. In addition to DL, must be willing to sacrifice the body at other theme parks. Special consideration will be given to coaster junkies. 7. Be willing to go out to dinner at least one a week and also know what phở is. (Fluency with Sporks and Chopsticks not required but highly recommended.) 8, Be willing to veg out bi-weekly, on a Friday or Saturday evening, eat pizza and watch a video or 2 at home , at least one of which is Disney. 9. Have a Disney Shrine in their house and understand that this is perfectly normal. 10. Have a car that can fit 4 adults comfortably for joint trips of longer than 20 minutes. Our S10 and Firebird have been a point of contention. I will upgrade with next vehicle purchase. 11. Be willing to share grandkids until such time as we have our own. 12. Own a highly energetic long-haired dachshund that welcomes us excitedly when we visit. Thank-you for your consideration, there may be additional questions asked during the personal interviews.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Dang, #2 knocks us out of consideration. Regretfully uncloneable, we remain, most sincerely yours, SoThisIsLove and the mysterious TinksGuy xoxo
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Ohhh - I hope that Condo is done... Or you might be in trouble!!! LOL Sorry DH is not a park fan or ride fan... And we are not old enough!
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove That's right, gottaluv, get your digs in about his age! But, I don't think your DH's lack of Disneyishness would totally disqualify you! I think your geographical qualifications would raise your point standings up considerably in this competition! And, as we all know: Shivaluvdavillians!
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains I don't know --- I wasn't on his list of Lper's in the park.... Geez I even showed up to meet him in a wet t-shirt! OH Wait maybe that is why!
Originally Posted By mater4 LOL! Shive finally makes the long awaited post. I don't qualify for half of the requirements. Rules 1 & 2 as I am neither of those. 3) I would like to but with kids cannot. 10) My truck will seat 4 adults but with the kids would not work. 12) Have a big dog that would greet you with joy. 11) Sorry no grandchildren but would share my own children with you. Shiva I hope you find additional clones soon as I am sure you will not entirely give up on the originals.
Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 I only qualify for 7 out of 12 :0( Plus there's only me and DS16. Maybe I could sub once in a while! Would love to hang with Shiva & Tinkeroon!!!
Originally Posted By Mrs ElderP Can't carpool with you, but YoungerP needs all the Disney Grandparents he can get!! Once in a while we would love to meet you in the parks though. Mondays are best for all of us, some Tuesdays. Can't wait to see you there!
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Hmmm, if you get rid of clones as easy as emporer Palapatine, I do not know if I want to apply ;-)
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x Those poor iamsally's! Shiva, you forgot one thing: total acceptance of your adopted Disney daughters and respective adopted Disney grandkids! The girls are going to miss seeing the Clones on the trips! Alex loves Sally!
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer SoThisIsLove, you have nothing to worry about. You are my adopted twin sister and as we all know, there is a special bond between twins. Villains, I excluded *every* LP that I knew personally from my list of "Lp'ers in the Park". I also know that you and I will be rectifying that condition in the near future. As for the wet T-shirt, all I can say is, "Bless ya!!!" mater, you are already part of the family and any time we are able to spend with you is treasured. disneylandfan8, You're on! Any time the Clones are away from their regular duties, you are more that welcome to sub. The job doesn't pay much but I think you'll find the work environment to be quite pleasant. Mrs ElderP, You and ElderP should already know that you hold a very special place in our hearts. We would be honored to be included in the ranks of YoungerP's Disney Grandparents. Your generous offer touches me far more than you know. We talk about you two all the time and can't wait to be back in the park with you again!!! {{{The ElderP's}}} ♥ >>Hmmm, if you get rid of clones as easy as emporer Palapatine, I do not know if I want to apply ;-)<< dwb, ya think there might be a reason that this is in Play Pen? ; )
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>Shiva, you forgot one thing: total acceptance of your adopted Disney daughters and respective adopted Disney grandkids! The girls are going to miss seeing the Clones on the trips! Alex loves Sally! << Pun'kin, all of us are going to miss the iamsally's and none more than Tinkeroon and I. The iamsally's will not be visiting the park much for the next year or so. They'll be there for the Big Meet in July and then again for the 1st annual LP Int'l DL meet - Nov 2009. I am unaware of any planned visits to the park between those two. It would be most welcome though.
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie Seeing as I already fill an "adopted daughter" position, I won't be submitting my resume.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>Seeing as I already fill an "adopted daughter" position, I won't be submitting my resume. << I believe the proper term is *much beloved* adopted daughter and your resume for that was accepted long ago. {{{RockyMtnMinnie}}}
Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 >> The job doesn't pay much but I think you'll find the work environment to be quite pleasant. Shiva & Tinkeroon, no pay is necessary! Maybe we should have to pay to be your clones???? ROFL!!!
Originally Posted By smedley I am assuming that if RMM need not apply then I needn't put my application in the post either ;D
Originally Posted By Shiva >>I am assuming that if RMM need not apply then I needn't put my application in the post either ;D<< smed, you already know the answer to that one. Adopted daughters and surrogate daughters need not apply, they already hold permanant positions...maybe not a 45th Anniversary Tiki Room purse but a special place in our hearts.
Originally Posted By smedley It's ok Shiva, by all accounts the purse never got made, so you couldn't have gotten me one, I am sure I will find ways to make you pay in 2009 ;D
Originally Posted By crazycroc Can I be like the slightly angry, slightly retarded helmet wearing member of your party? We will go straight to the front of the line !
