Know your state motto.......

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Can anyone remember when California had a motto on the license plate? We did, at one time. I think New Hampshire may still have, "Live Free or Die." Here's another California "motto" among all the rest of the states. Too bad that most of them are too long to put on the license plate.

    Alabama:
    Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska:
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona:
    But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas:
    Literacy Ain't Everything.

    California:
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!

    Colorado:
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut:
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It, Yet.

    Delaware:
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida:
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

    Georgia:
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii:
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho:
    More Than Just Potatoes.
    Well, OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois:
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana:
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa:
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas:
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky:
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana:
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    That's Just Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine:
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland:
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts:
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan:
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota:
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi:
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri:
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana:
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.

    Nebraska:
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada:
    Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!

    New Hampshire:
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey:
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here!

    New Mexico:
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    (Dr. Jerry Born assures me that the actual motto is:
    Land of the flea
    and home of the Plague.)

    New York:
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...

    North Carolina:
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota:
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio:
    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma:
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon:
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania:
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island:
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina:
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet

    South Dakota:
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee:
    The Edyoocashun State

    Texas:
    Se Habla Ingles

    Utah:
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont:
    Ay, Yep

    Virginia:
    Who Says Government Stiffs
    And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington:
    We have more rain than you do

    West Virginia:
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin:
    Come Cut The Cheese With Us!

    Wyoming:
    Where Men Are Men...
    And The Sheep Are Afraid
     
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    Originally Posted By peeaanuut

    <<By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda! >>

    Its Polyeurothane
     
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    Originally Posted By peeaanuut

    for the honda that is.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    The current real Idaho plates are funny:

    <a href="http://www.geocities.com/lpmuseum/idahocurrent.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/lpmus
    eum/idahocurrent.jpg</a>

    Scenic Idaho - Famous Potatoes

    Now there's a slogan.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    <<Oregon:
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner >>


    Actually Spotted Owl isn't as good as its alleged to be. Bald eagle tastes much better.
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    FL motto:

    "Welcome to FL. Now GO BACK!"
     
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    Originally Posted By AZDLDad

    Arizona: Now with fewer illegal aliens!
     
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    Originally Posted By dltraveler

    Very funny. I like the Hawaii motto, although North Dakota's (We Really Are One Of The 50 States!) could work for us too. I've actually been asked for a passport when flying from California to Hawaii!
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    I thought Oregon's State Motto was : Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    >>>The current real Idaho plates are funny:<<

    Yeah real funny - try having them on your vehicle! :p Thankfully they've finally come out with other designs so we don't HAVE to have the stupid "Famous Potatoes" plate anymore!
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    >>>I thought Oregon's State Motto was : Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.<<

    Vermont, definitely Vermont!!

    or

    Vermont, you're welcome to go anyway you want.

    or

    Vermont, we're not just republican any more.

    or

    Vermont, you can almost afford to live here.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    Actually Rhode Island accually IS an Island. The Official name of the state is; The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Rhode Island is the unofficial name for Aquidneck Island which has the communitites on it; Newport, Middletown and Portsmouth. The only way to get to Aquidneck Island is to take one of three bridges.

    Next your going to tell me that Rhode Island was named after an island in Greece.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    Rhode Island got its name from the Dutch word rhod. Which means rosy or red. Rhode Island is naturally surrounded by wild red roses. When Jackie Kennedy moved into the White House she asked JFK to build a wall around it. He said that the American people would not allow a wall around the White House grounds. So Jackie had roses installed instead.
     

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