Top Ten Reasons to Like Hanukah

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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah

    10. No roof damage from reindeer.

    9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones.

    8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it.

    7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races.

    6. You can use your fireplace.

    5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games.

    4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah.

    3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth.

    2. Cheer optional.

    1. No Irving Berlin songs.

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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    How about lox and bagels?
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    Great list!
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    LOL at #3.

    What, nothing about fried foods?!
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones.>

    Lol...makes me think of Fran, "Ma", and Grandma Yetta on "The Nanny". ;-)
     

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