Originally Posted By alexbook Zagat Survey's web site offers restaurant and hotel reviews written by its subscribers. Here are some choice comments they had to remove: "Best thing here were the toothpicks." "I've been in prisons with better service." "Average age of patrons is 'deceased.'" "Just enough service to avoid customer riots." "Continuous ads for chefs in the window is a bad sign." "Two people at the bar but you could only count four teeth between them." "Underneath the BBQ sauce, expect any number of surprises, from the unrecognizable to the undead." "The food tastes better going down than when it comes back up." "Wine, women and thong." <a href="http://www.zagat.com/news/NewsOut.aspx?ct=new&LNK=OT1" target="_blank">http://www.zagat.com/news/News Out.aspx?ct=new&LNK=OT1</a>
Originally Posted By Al Orange >>“Duck must have had a long flight – tired, tough and took 90 minutes to arrive.â€<< I don't get it.
